What is your strategy for eating popsicles/ice cream on a stick/etc?

[octopod]

How do you eat these things without fucking up and making a mess everywhere? Assume you don't have access to plates, napkins, forks, or things like that.

I usually start with the top, then the sides, then if I'm lucky, I'll try to go for the top/bottom of the stick but once in a while one of them ends up falling off.

[I_v]

deepthroat

[God of the Grove]

blow job it

lick its sides sometimes

mmmm

[lekkimsm]

Eat it with peel.

[Zergeant]

Eat it upside down.

[HookerVomit]

One giant bite

[tninbu]

I put the stick in my mouth and then suck the rest in little by little

[Kaleidescoop]

This thread makes me uncomfortable.

[mr. jago]

Bite and chew

[Samperson123]

I always keep the wrapper on the stick and just peel it off the top. The drips all get on the wrapper and my hands stay relatively clean if I finish it in a reasonable amount of time.

[Jund]

deepthroat

[mikerocks]

My uncle eats them in one bite, it's fucking crazy to watch.

[bishibosh]

deepthroat

[Grassybat]

https://meme.xyz/uploads/posts/t/l-34487-how-to-eat-a-popsicle-in-a-room-full-of-men.jpg

[Curls]

Rectally

[HookerVomit]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b6e0936cb31f8dfcafe5950274443b1/tumblr_nuut7nGRT31rr42fqo1_500.jpg

[derpmeifter]

slide the stick out, eat that, discard popsicle

[Thelurker1234]

my teeth are p. sensitive so I cut it w/ my lips and deliver to my tongue

if its too hard tho then i just deepthroat it

[Noob©]

Lick from top to bottom, with an occasional bite.
If it starts sweating, flip it to the side and give it a good suck. Resume above step.

[Nephilim]

The ol' suck and slurp.

[meanwhile]

with my dick

[Curls]

Cock vore

[fancy ghost ☂]

What the fuck is wrong with you guys

Wait for it to start melting then use it like an eye dropper

[ASIC]

I hold the Popsicle stick with the wrapper.

[The_Mooninites]

melt it into one of those popsicle molds you put in the freezer and voila

[Vuu]

Wat

Just like lick the side and bottom when it's about to melt

[Omniary]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/109742/842760e5-8405-4b01-9071-44b456ed7ad3/bite this popsicles.png

This is a diagram of the preferred popsicle eating method. Beware for a lapse in judgement will result in great tragedy that not even the 3 second rule can void

[XUZUL]

I just bite them

[Ricaaado]

I stick it in a bowl, let it melt, then I shlurp it up mmmm

[EddieLTU]

from top then eat it out sideways