What is your strategy for eating popsicles/ice cream on a stick/etc?
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How do you eat these things without fucking up and making a mess everywhere? Assume you don't have access to plates, napkins, forks, or things like that.
I usually start with the top, then the sides, then if I'm lucky, I'll try to go for the top/bottom of the stick but once in a while one of them ends up falling off.
deepthroat
blow job it
lick its sides sometimes
mmmm
Eat it with peel.
Eat it upside down.
One giant bite
I put the stick in my mouth and then suck the rest in little by little
This thread makes me uncomfortable.
Bite and chew
I always keep the wrapper on the stick and just peel it off the top. The drips all get on the wrapper and my hands stay relatively clean if I finish it in a reasonable amount of time.
deepthroat
My uncle eats them in one bite, it's fucking crazy to watch.
my teeth are p. sensitive so I cut it w/ my lips and deliver to my tongue
if its too hard tho then i just deepthroat it
Lick from top to bottom, with an occasional bite.
If it starts sweating, flip it to the side and give it a good suck. Resume above step.
The ol' suck and slurp.
with my dick
Cock vore
What the fuck is wrong with you guys
Wait for it to start melting then use it like an eye dropper
I hold the Popsicle stick with the wrapper.
melt it into one of those popsicle molds you put in the freezer and voila
Wat
Just like lick the side and bottom when it's about to melt
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This is a diagram of the preferred popsicle eating method. Beware for a lapse in judgement will result in great tragedy that not even the 3 second rule can void
I just bite them
I stick it in a bowl, let it melt, then I shlurp it up mmmm
from top then eat it out sideways
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