• Swedish Crown Jewels Stolen By Thieves Who Got Away on a Motorboat
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http://time.com/5354646/sweden-crown-jewels-theft-motorboat/
Those fuckers will never catch me hahah suckers
Where do you fence royal jewels.
found the jewel thief
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/113321/b5f0b797-b0fb-4557-9923-2a03bf297b38/image.png artists recreation of the scene
You don't. There are private collectors who hire professional thieves to steal stuff like this and bring it directly to them (well, probably to an anonymous middleman who then takes it to them)
agent double öö-sven
Borg. Yens Borg.
*Bårg. Jens Bårg.
DAMN YOU LUPIN!!
Muhammad Al Bond
I always wonder how thieves get good fences for stuff like this. Usually the materials involved aren't all that valuable beyond normal market stuff, its the significance of who they belonged to or what event that gives them the price, but the other aspect it reminds me of is art theft: the very uniqueness of your object of theft means that nobody can reliably put it back onto market without attracting police attention. i dont get it. Who do you sell this shit to?
In cases like this I feel like they're hired by someone who wanted them.
This makes me realize how awesome ABBA could do a James Bond song.
They stole the holy hand grenade.
thefts like this usually have customers lined up ahead of time. this was a planned heist not something of opportunity
They probably used it to send the coast guard flying across the map into the water
How embarrassing.
Fuck those guys.
Don't jinx it.
https://youtu.be/oSCC2stxVyc I wonder if Overkill will actually make a joke about this.
Watch as they find Zombie Adolphus beating the crap out of them.
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