US condemns Nicaraguan violence, except when ICE needs to deport Nicaraguans

[EmperorScorpious]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/03/us-nicaragua-partner-violence-ice-deportations

This week, the White House press secretary, Sarah Sanders, declared the Ortega government responsible for “indiscriminate violence” that has left scores dead and thousands injured since protests began three months ago. “The United States stands with the people of Nicaragua,” she said.

Ice officials signed a memorandum of understanding with Managua in April to expedite the deportation of Nicaraguan citizens – shortly after Donald Trump revoked temporary protective status (TPS) for around 2,500 Nicaraguan immigrants.

The deal was signed by Nicaragua’s deputy interior minister Luis Cañas, who said the agreement demonstrated his government’s commitment to facilitate “the safe and orderly return of Nicaraguan nationals”, according to the Ice announcement.

[Doctor Smiles]

Because of course.

“The United States stands with the people of Nicaragua,” she said.

"Now, get the fuck out of our country"

[That Deer]

“Oh, your country in embroiled in violent conflict? We’re here for you!—Wait, what do you think you’re doing? Get the fuck out of here, illegal!”

[elix]

We stand with the people of Nicaragua but don't you dare come to our border seeking asylum or we're sending you straight back to that shithole.

Just rename the country the People's Democratic States of America already.