Our whole country's population is so much lower than so many cities in other countries it's ridiculous.
comprised of 24 999 999 sick cunts and also Tony Abbott
24,999,999 cunts and one shitcunt*
Oh, you mean New Zealand.
*runs the fuck away*
Never knew the state of Texas had a larger population than Australia. Congrats, lads!
When people say "fuck off we're full" it's actually an attempt to hide insecurity about the population size.
Keep in mind about 90% of the population live in very small pockets along the coastline so it's not like I don't see anyone for days at time.
Australia is about the same size as the USA but a big chunk of it is deserts and shrub lands.
Keep your bloody voice down mate. As far as them there foreigners ought to know, we're full to the fucking brim
Don't forget Clive Palmer that fat bastard he can fuck right off
Clive "dank memelord" Palmer
Anyone else who click news articles related to Australia purely to read through the aussie-banter?
We're basically in the same situation as Canada, except its unbearably hot in most areas instead of abysmally cold. Which is why Canada's population is only 35 million despite bordering the US which is similarly sized, but with a much larger population. Still, we beat out most European countries in population size.
In other news: Ground harness manufacturers continue to grow....
I mean ya can knock about half a million offa that, seems a bit strange to consider Tasmanians human y'know?
24,999,999 shitcunts and one mad cunt
https://i.imgur.com/V0nSFVc.jpg
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OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED
Lets be fair, Tasmanians are just New Zealand rejects
That picture is actually a shit post in itself; it must have been drawn by a Strayan, because no self-respecting, true blue Strayan would drink fucking Fosters
I don’t even know where the fuck you can buy Fosters from. No bottle shop sells it. Is Fosters completely fake? A figment of the imagination? The ultimate shit post?
no human being would drink Fosters
It's not great beer, but it comes in nice big cans
Sounds like a call for celebration, let's all get our harnesses on and head down to Bondi Beach, drink some Fosters and then to Macca's for a Big Tasty eh cunts?
what a fucken weird picture to use for the article, what the fucking shit was the author thinking
you mean aussies aren't all a part of some new-age cult?
That's fucking racist.
It also helps to put into perspective that like 98% of the population lives on the coasts of the country, if not partially inland. The entire middle area (save for Ayer's Rock) is close to deserted.
