opossum gang enjoying a banana - General

https://youtu.be/Bj7oJ11PjiQ

Possums are so ugly but they're still adorable.

is this some ASMR shit

I might find this cute if there was just one.. I see a dozen like this I have a small instinct to start stomping them into red banana paste.

http://proxy53.hellorf.com/ak6/shutterstock/videos/24317399/thumb/1.jpg

do not insult my children https://i.imgur.com/iOcFNLV.jpg

I call the big one Bitey.

Opossums are the biggest bluffers in existence. Whenever I had the luxury of them going through garbage over say a racoon, I just pick em' up and walk them to the woods near my house.

I don't think they're ugly. I want to hug them all.

https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--yzBosXHG--/t_Preview/b_rgb:c9c5bd,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1523031178/production/designs/2564545_1.jpg

Why does this person have this many opossums in one place willing to all simultaneously eat a banana?

They live comically short lives, they're fuck ugly, and stink, and viewed as pests. They're the true underdogs of the marsupial world. I like them a lot because of it.

Presumably, they're all fed at the same time on a regular schedule, so it's not all that surprising.

They're also the only marsupials on this continent.

https://youtu.be/TBsDFFtmiuE

In what kind of world do you all live in, where oppossums are ugly? They don't look ugly at all, wtf

They remind me of myself

https://twitter.com/gh0stmaw/status/1027772314962804737

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHYqNcPpLiw

Wait.. Are those nails painted?

Gotta be stylish when you're eating pizza

Do you have a problem? https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/223311/d6d63df7-ddcb-4f7c-bf10-7ecb37cda095/possum.jpg

I'm just saying.. The visage of a dozen maws, relentlessly gaping and gnawing, is just a BIT triggering for my lizard brain! Nothing personal against the little rodent rascals.

possums can be pretty docile really. My mother-in-law has raised a bunch of them over the years, along with a bunch of coons and squirrels. Coons can be real assholes once they're adults but possums are usually pretty chill as long as you don't harass them. Granted my wife had one and it chewed through my leather coat to make a nest once. It's kinda like having a perpetual puppy.

they're cute but wow they suck at chewing

https://youtu.be/ZtLrn2zPTxQ