The thread for discussing me: "I am angry about ASIC" edition

[ASIC]

So, whats this thread for?
I made it to continue some discussion that was getting offtopic in another thread. It is also for questions/complaints directed towards me. (and to prevent unnecessary insults from clogging up other threads).

Recommended complaint procedure:
Link to thing(s) you are complaining about.
Explain your issue. (Don't just say "this is bad", explain why it is bad).

[AtomicSans]

In which ASIC masturbates to the thought of how much people are annoyed by him