And so, the deadly Devil Avocados gang was born...
makes a change from hearing about the mafia and camorra spiriting away balsamic and parmigiano wheels for profit i guess
Too much avocado toast
95% of NZ's problems sound insane to people from any other country.
The avocado supply collapsed and avocados are now in excess of $3 each. Upper generations blame millennials and their avocado toast.
The entire interior of the North Island was once put on emergency quarantine while the government launched a manhunt for a single Australian fruit fly that made its way off a shipping container. Though in fairness, keeping the Australian wildlife hemmed in and away from civilization is about as much of a holy duty as NZ has.
During the recent election, there was a minor party called "Ban 1080" whose sole policy was the banning of a specific controversial pesticide. It received 0.1% of the vote and dissolved shortly after the election. Kim Dotcom's party did better a few years back.
And a spotlight was put on a remote religious cult settlement because its founder, a man legally called "Hopeful Christian" was on his deathbed, and also loved KFC to such a degree that it was one of the few things he went to the nearby town for, even going so far as to try and reverse-engineer the eleven herbs and spices.
i heard back in the day that sometimes avocado is referred to as "green gold" due to how popular it is, and that there were already entire gangs in California based around that stuff.
what a time to live where certain foodstuffs have become so valued that criminals peddle it.
In April, Mr. Glazer’s partner caught two thieves red-handed — “older men,” he said — as they tried to strip the tree, wielding a long stick with a hook on the end for reaching the upper branches. When confronted, he said, they fled, one of them on a mobility scooter.
Is nobody going to talk about this? What the hell man
I don't know man, considering that NZ is as much down under as Australia I think it all sounds perfectly logical.
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