Brennan's response:
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
He could give Facepunch a run for its money, especially in certain threads.
"No you're the poopyhead"
God I love our MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL level of discourse today. It's like I'm really arguing with toddlers.
One could say it's unpresidented.
I miss the good old days of American politics.
Once, a senator named Charles Sumner attacked a democrat for being in bed with a "mistress" known as slavery.
So, in a measured retaliation, the democrat's cousin beat Sumner within an inch of his life on the senate floor
Giffords was shot at a rally and survived. Scalise was shot on a baseball field and survived, so... let's not wish for the good old days, the modern incarnation of violence against Congresscritters is guns, not beatings from walking canes.
As cathartic as it'd be to watch John Brennan beat the ass of a Republican that richly deserves his comeuppance, it's better that we not make that normal again.
Also Sumner's attacker was a huge pussy and attacked him while he was in his seat, which are like school desks so you can't get out of them quickly.
Literal children.
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