Emus are mobilizing again in Australian country towns

[Weyu]

Broken Hill plagued by emus as they head into town in search of ..
War...war never changes.

[Dr.C]

Good, this time they'll wipe out the aussie filth and feast on their hearts and livers while the cockatoo and cockatiel brothers will feast on their eyes and tongues

[Download]

I might actually look up what I have to do to get a permit to shoot emus in NSW. Always wanted to try some emu.

[Scratch]

too late

https://youtu.be/aA-y1nOBCKA

[TheMrFailz]

This is uncomfortably aussie-like.

[Samg381]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/281778/9a282d6b-65ca-49f4-af8f-6c7ddd4919fe/bEVXQhq.jpg

[brushtool]

Gosh, I didn't think World War III was going to come so soon

[Galactic S.O.U.L]

First, Australia
Then, THE WORLD

[An ORANGE]

Just a matter of time now...

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/194142/35e37633-2e28-4a28-9f44-faf915218af2/1455284462475.jpg

[Aide]

I hear by announce my bid for Facepunch Mobile Infantry.

[Joazzz]

I'm doing my part.

[LilSnekBigStick]

I'm from Canberra, and I say kill 'em all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk

[Mighty AU]

wtf those blokes are Brits

[Aide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNso4aCVrHE

[FrostyZippo]

So it begins

[🅱️🅰️LLS. ➿]

Let's take down these flightless fucks

[Wappen]

-"Sorry human sir, we're having trouble locating water to dri..."

-"REGGIE, FETCH THE LEWIS GUN."

[Provost]

The Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today!

[Azza]

what kind of fucken person goes to that shit hole broken hill as a tourist

[LoneWolf_Recon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbdyJ_ybSI

[Chamango]

I figured something like this was going to happen once emuparadise closed it's doors, all those emus had to go somewhere.