A thread for unironically bad movies, movies so bad that you feel like you wasted your time and or money to see, i'll start
Masterminds: A "comedy" movie with Zack galifinakis, the jokes are basically people falling over and farting
Suckerpunch: A pretty blonde girl who imagines that she is fighting in wars that doesn't take place at all while she is forced to stripdance in an asylum
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I remember really disliking Mission Impossible 2, haven't seen it since the first time though.
Valerian. The dancing Rihanna scene finally showed me what it feels like to want to leave the theater.
I absolutely despise Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
But I liked them in Infinity War, so I guess i'm just weird.
I really don't care for Braveheart. Its story and writing has really just aged like milk.
Well GotG 2 was just not very good generally.
A guy actually got arrested for that movie, because he didn't return the vhs in 15 years haha
A puss in boots copy that my mum bought by accident
There is this one romance movie whose title I've done my best to forget that's basically the story of a home nurse falling for the guy she's tending for. That's ok in itself if it weren't for the fact that the girl has a boyfriend\is engaged and is basically an unfaithful bitch for the duration of the movie.
At one point the boyfriend confronts her and tells her that all the time she's spending with the sick guy is making him uncomfortable, and that she should be honest. So you'd think this is when the card castle falls down and the girl has to apologize and truly make order in her feelings, saying "yeah I like him more sorry for leading" you own and her being distraught by it, but fucking no.
What she does is deny everything. Luckily the boyfriend sees through her shit and leaves her. From this point on he's forgotten and never reappear in the movie, nor does the main character ever realize what a fucking terrible person she is. Instead in the scene right after she's already falling over the sick guy and I think they get married shortly after.
Never has a movie made me so angry.
Which is strange because they made Starlord unlikable in Infinity War. The writing change of him really put off his character.
I liked Suckerpunch right when I first saw it, but I like pretty much any movie when I first see it. I give everything the benefit of the doubt. Especially when a movie reviewer I had been following religiously up til that point had said it was really good.
Of course now I realize it sucked.
It's a 'feminist' movie where the main character is not only so traumatized that she has to go into a fantasy world - even in her fantasy world she's traumatized, so her fantasy has to pic up the slack and fantasize itself in a further fantasy. Also a guy tells them everything they need to do.
Similar thing with Cloverfield Paradox. I liked it at first because "the Cloverfield series can't have turned to shit, right? This one isn't shit, it's merely... not great".
And because there was one interesting thing in the movie, the autonomous hand. Which they could have done some really interesting stuff with, but didn't because fuck interesting writing apparently.
Sound of Thunder was horrid. Adaptation of a sci fi story, but the way they wrote the film version makes no sense. At all.
D War was laughably bad. "You've saved the world! Thank you! also we're leaving you in the middle of the mongolian desert with no way to get home besides walking, lol later"
In my heart of hearts, I always go to one film when I think about the worst I've sat through.
Disaster Movie.
Oh boy! Shitty movies are my jam.
S.S. Doomtrooper and Flesh Wounds starring Kevin Sorbo are the motherload of unintentional comedy gold, also they are definitely worst movies I've ever seen.
Date Movie
Legion
Tyler Perry's Da Lord Gon' Fix Everyth- oh wait that's all of them.
Like Mike (couldn't even finish that one.)
Scary "If only the series of movies stopped after 2" Movie 4
pineapple express
legit the unfunniest movie i have seen in my life
Can't really remember anything truly awful in recent memory, so it'd probably have to be one of the shitty films I saw as a a kid. Hell, I'm pretty sure it's probably the very first movie I ever saw in theaters: fucking Thomas and the Magic Railroad. I was like 3 or 4 and even then something was really off for me, because not only did were all the voices of the engines different than in the tv show, but they also had to do a stupid crossover with Shining Time Station, which I didn't give two shits about.
Rubber. Movie about a murderous tire.
RV (2006)
aggressive cancer in video format
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLVgEWrfdSg
For me its snowpiercer
Holy fuck was that movie the stupidest shit I have ever seen. Yes I watched this trainwreck hehe of a movie all the way through just to see how retarded the ending would be, and the ending didnt disappoint.
The Babadook... So many people loved it so I gave it a go. It wasn't scary whatsoever, I nearly fell asleep a few times and the kid was really annoying.
tomorrowland
the scene 2016 Chevy Silverado hitting the little robot girl didn't really sit well with me
i'm mean is chevy advertising that the 2016 Chevy Silverado can withstand hitting someone?
Speed 2 was always the one I loved to loath, until I watched The Rediculous 6... can't remember why I watched it, got to a donkey sucking off a handicapped dude and turned the shit off.
Adam Sandler is a war criminal.
I stopped at like 25 seconds. Why would anyone deliberately write that?
Literally too many to count.
Food Fight. Wait, that was a masterpiece.
The Internship was fucking awful. It was like gargling fat balls with my eyelids. Why the fuck did they stick a random strip club scene in the middle of it where a guy creams himself, like, three times and has to dry his fucking creamed pants in the washroom.
After that was that fucking abortion of Seth Rogan turd, The Interview. Rogan played a fat tub of shit as usual, and James Franco played some skinny prick with stank dick. It was hot garbage cashing in on it’s controversy of “WOW! North Korea hates us xDDDD” I’d sooner below my brains out than ever watch that movie again.
https://youtu.be/KEoGrbKAyKE
Transformers 5.
Like, the last 4 ranged from decent to boring, but fucking this one has some of the worst editing and writing I've ever fucking seen.
Spoilers, but who gives a shit: At the end of 4th movie Optimus goes into space to go fight some evil on cybertron. Can you guess how the 5th movies opens? He's drifting lifeless and frozen through space, then crash lands on cybetron, then immediately gets captured and turned evil.
The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005)
Everything in this fucking movie is complete dog shit. Terrible storyline; terrible acting; terrible casting; terrible dialogue, and terrible plot holes.
Please do yourself a favour, and don't watch, or waste your money on this piece of shit honestly.
I also hated Guardians 2. They are very few movies I actually hate though. Everyone already knows my hatred for the last Jedi - one of the few movies that managed to genuinely piss me off.
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