• Couple Couldn't Conceive Because They'd Been Having Sex the Wrong Way
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https://www.newsweek.com/couple-couldnt-conceive-because-theyve-been-having-sex-wrong-way-four-years-1089162
Couple Couldn't Conceive Because They'd Been Having Sex the Wrong Right Way
I was never taught where things were as a kid so I had lots of anxiety when I first having sex, with being able to find where to go haha
And this, ladies & gentlemen of all ages, is why having and promoting better sex education is a GOOD thing. Because then you avoid situations like this one.
If i read this early in the morning. I'd probably wake up the neighbors from how loud my facepalm was.
Dude was playing the long con, he got four years of free anal sex out of it.
truly living in 3018
I can't be the only one thinking about what the fuck is a doctor is supposed to do with 100 eggs
Reddit lists the tabloid The Sun's article about this as satire, idk if it is or not.
Incubate them so they grow up to be her own children. That's how it works right.
I read a similar anecdote where a couple had failed to conceive because they thought insemination occurred at the navel. Least to say they were bappy to be corrected.
100 raw egg eating challenge
Wait so girls don't poop out the babies?
Give them to a young lad who will eat 4 dozen of them every morning to get large.
Did she think it was just a pisshole or something? Did she not wonder why it occasionally bled? Bet she's got an arsehole like a clown's pocket now.
thats not really how anal sex works.
These couple need garry to teach them how it works
if girls make babys with anal then how do guys make babies???
They're perfect for each other
Maybe they shouldn't be having children after all
making the mother of all omlettes
Okay so either they thought you need artifical lube for sex, had anal without lube, or it's fake. I hope it wasn't anal without lube because ow.
Well I'm glad they finally found out how babby is formed.
So many questions are raised. So fucking many questions...
Reminds me of a (I think) Reader's Digest I read a while back where a couple couldn't concieve because the guy was having sex in the woman's urethra rather than vagina. The woman was complaining of painful sex and urinary incontinence when the doctor discovered that she didn't have a vagina. Apparently when someone has Müllerian agenesis they don't develop a uterus but still have secondary sexual characteristics so they don't realise they don't have a vagina. I was expecting something similar when opening the thread, but thankfully it's not that bad of an outcome.
The article says the wife said sex was usually painful for her, so maybe her husband was really rough too.
Wait so if he that was the right way, did he never want to do it the wrong way and fuck the other hole? I am missing something here or are we all just dirty fucks
That's like the story about the old woman who had a UTI and was told she was a virgin, but she said her and her husband had been trying for kids for year and it turned out he was fuckin her pee hole.
Still not as bad as the 2012 article where the couple thought that sleeping side by side was enough to get the wife pregnant. If my memory serves me right the wife had a masters while the husband had a doctor’s degree.
The poo poo
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