https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/california/Man-Busted-Pounds-Stolen-Lemons-491721071.html
When life gives you lemons - Grab'Em and Run like you stole them
Husband of the lemon-stealing whore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liFZbP1pwSE
That mugshot is hilarious.
no one will take our prized lemons from us
understandably sour for getting caught after such a fruitful heist
I guess life didn't give him enough lemons?...
"Man busted with 800 pounds..."
Oh great, how much of it was up his ass?
"...of stolen lemons."
THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE!
guess he wanted to go burn someone's house down.
This would have left a sour taste in his mouth.
<lemon pun>
Damn Shelbyville at it again.
That is the face of pure miserable defeat.
Glad this villian was put to justice!
I want nothing short of the death penalty for this man.
He stole eight hundred pounds of lemons. 800 pound of lemons.
That's as many as eighty tens of pounds,
That's terrible.
That's like 3,500 lemons
That's a lot of lemonade.
Life is supposed to give you lemons, you aren't supposed to take them by force my dude, you've got it all wrong
One can only imagine what he was planning on doing with all of those lemons...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCWDYxC-BZo
There's no way it wasn't intentionally positioned that way.
If you can't do the lime, don't do the crime.
I had to do a double-take, I thought that was Hector from Breaking Bad for a moment.
I just heard someone talk about that opening on a video (or podcast) like really recently.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7ewZSjKaOc8/hqdefault.jpg
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