• I have a feathered stalker.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGaBnFJB68E
You're lucky you didn't get mugged
fucking love pigeons and seagulls
That must be the smart one - It has probably learned that if it goes right up to the food giver then it probably gets loads more hand fed rather than having to fight with the other rabble.
And you're right, it did! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451165250063040512/484397292225560577/IMG_20180829_164420.jpg
Misread it as “I have fathered a Stalker” and expected to see a baby in a balaclava saying “Cyka Blaydt!”
I feel like you can gauge a birds intelligence by looking at its eyes. I don't know why it is; but all of the "smart" birds I've seen always have full eyes that look around in a way that is similar to us. With this one specifically it's like he's moving his pupils to face forwards instead of just being a cock-eyed robot
They started to get cocky. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451165250063040512/484397165926678538/IMG_20180829_170632_456.jpg
Next post from MadBomber: selfie with a pigeon on the shoulder.
Followed by a nice roasted bird dinner
Pigeons are my favourite kind of dog.
https://honest-food.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/roast-pigeon-recipe.jpg
Why? You don't unnerve pigeons, you eat them with the nerves still in.
I returned and now they're starting to stack. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/401985697587789824/484391564018450452/IMG_20180829_164152.jpg
Madbomber the king of pigeons
You made me do this https://my.mixtape.moe/ldeatb.mp4
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