Absolute Unit Beau Nugget The Cat Starts His Difficult Weight Loss Journey

[Nachy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkxlU-Kbt0A

[NothingAteMyCat]

When I close my eyes Beau Nugget's personal trainer sounds like Tony Hawk

[EggplantSorcerer]

hes gotta have a good meal

[Corn]

what an absolute chonker

[ASparkle]

Let's track him on the CHONK chart

https://i.imgur.com/oRw97sf.jpg

[Clovis]

I like how its head is normal size but it has the body of a massive armadillo. Poor kitty.

[fudge blood]

that lady definitely has problems

[Dr.C]

He's a big guy

[Untouch]

i sympathise with her
my cat used to wake me up at 3AM because he would paw at the door until i gave him food, and he never stopped

[GHOST!!!!]

If you allow it to have this control over you then you lose, because it'll get used to being fed whenever it bugs you because it knows you'll feed it when it bugs you, just make loud noises to get it to fuck off, I do that if they're acting like little shits late at night.

Also, 2 pounds in 4 months, she ain't been following this worth shit really.

[Mingebox]

Fur you.

[salty peanut]

a big fat tabby named BB lives at my mom's animal hospital. he's ~27 lbs last time I was there. he refuses to drop the weight even while on a diet of fancy vet foods

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/715/e9de7914-3133-41df-8f2e-3c94c0f774c1/IMG_20130624_143758.jpg

[Borealis]

In awe at the size of that lad, absolute mewnit

[Bald & Beautiful]

destiny decrees he shall be the most absolute of units, so absolute that even nutrition quakes in his wake. look at the lad.

[Zorlok]

https://i.imgur.com/bnI09Hz.jpg

[jimbobjoe1234]

You have no idea how much I want to rub his belly. I don't his paws could reach my arm with all that flab. I can finally rub a cat belly without losing my flesh.

[KwisatzHaderach]

He eats, that's what he does.

[The_J_Hat]

Yeah, my cat would definitely be this way if I didn’t keep him on a strict diet. He suffers from Starving Kitten syndrome, meaning because he didn’t get a lot of food when he was younger and living as a stray, he never knows when he’s going to get another meal so he tries to eat all he can.

[Bug-a-boo]

Who the fuck names a cat Beau Nugget, I can't stop laughing at that holy fuck.

[Agni_Kai]

This kinda shit happens with my mum and our cat. When it was just me looking after her while the fam were away, she never bothered me for food unless it was the two meals she was meant to have.

[krakadict]

punished beau
a cat denied his meal

[Hidden Titan]

Cat BDSM is a thing?

[Rixxz2]

That means he's also strong, though. Bearcat

[Xron]

I cant decide if Beau Nugget is a Hecking Chonker or just Chonk.

[Gozu]

I can't get Todd Howard out of my head personally.

[Mitsuma]

She sounds exactly like the type that probably disregards most of what the guy says and still feeds the cat extra.
The trainer being somewhat disappointed by only 2lbs weight makes me think this is also what happened.

[GrizzlyBear]

Did she say she feeds him plenty to prevent him hunting? Don't they hunt for fun mostly anyway? Seems real dumb.