• Very Real Morning Routine (Cr1TiKaL)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuoU9tWzsJ8
Her morning routine includes instagram but no showers wtf??
Does this woman exist literally just to sell Listerine? Like did she exist before Listerine decided they needed new ads online? Also what the fuck is that routine? My routine: Glare at my phone to determine if I want to snooze it and sleep for another half hour or drag myself out of bed. If its a shower day, I throw myself in to the shower, wash up, and try to not fall asleep in the shower. Brush teeth. Tug clothes out of the laundry basket because at no point in my daily routine does it include "Sort clothes". Get dressed. Remember that my hair brush is at work so I'll just do that when I get there. Quickly scrounge up keys and phone and shit. Not eat because fuck it I'll just eat breakfast at work. Run out the door to head to work. 10% chance I've forgotten my glasses on my desk.
Say that again. Because you are criticizing the true, living image of peak masculine performance. https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1303/3ed8e444-6290-4a21-b60e-5eb08eb6bc00/image.png
No, its just easier to deal with certain things there.
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