• 'Fort Trump': Donald Trump considers request for US military base in Poland
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/sep/18/fort-trump-us-military-base-poland-russia
"Fort Traitor" doesn't sound like the best name for a base.
All the door handles would be way too small
featuring the biggest minefield golf course in europe
Fort Trump, its ever so windy
poland, huh?
I wonder. Poland's been hypervigilant about Russian encroachment lately, so they might welcome such a thing. Shame it'll be named after a traitorous degenerate.
Pretty sure there is regulation against naming military installations after living persons. Duda (and pretty sure most people at this point) knows that a bit of cheesy flattery toward Trump usually goes a long way.
welp, if that happens time to go back to being Trump supporter
If it happens, I hope they name it Fort McCain.
I'd like to hope Poland would object to the fort being named after an FSB asset anyway.
Would this fort come with a backdoor to let the Russians just walk in?
Like it's backed up to the border with a door marked "No Russians" facing that side?
Official Transcript Q: The security of Poland — how important is it to you, security of Poland? PRESIDENT TRUMP: Oh, very important. The security of Poland, to me? Q: Yeah. PRESIDENT TRUMP: Almost as important as it is to this man. I can’t say “as,” but “almost.” PRESIDENT DUDA: For me it’s the most important, and I hope that we will build Fort Trump in Poland together, Mr. President. PRESIDENT TRUMP: That’s right. You know what? It’s very important to me. Extremely important. They’re very special people. It’s a very special country. It’s a very brave country. https://files.facepunch.com/garry/471def29-4d4c-45c1-b75c-73d28a06af44.gif
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2018/09/19/poland-used-be-ok-with-trump-then-he-posted-photo/ The article notes that when Trump signed off on the (worthless) North Korean deal with Kim, they were both seated, but Trump made Poland's PM stand and bend over to sign. Trump is also scowling like he just got told he's not allowed to have ice cream for a week.
You just know that if it was called Fort Trump someone would vandalise the welcome sign to say 'Fort Dump' And I'm okay with that.
Nah, he'll just be getting one scoop
Fort Rump because someone is going to vandalise the T. Calling it now.
How about Fort Pulaski? Name it after Casimir Pulaski, Polish-born Revolutionary War soldier and Father of American Cavalry?
or maybe Tadeusz Kosciuszko The Polish Engineer that was probably the biggest thorn in the Brits side during the revolutionary war and was also well liked by his own people.
Trump prefers his forts named after people who weren't captured. :sick:
Haha no we need to name it after a failure of a brilliant business mogul and disgusting chivalrous scion of pussy grabbing justice! Who better than the man who went bankrupt multiple times completely denuclearized North Korea despite still having nuclear weapon development site and who will build a great mighty wall funded completely by the American taxpayer Mexican government!
You're an embarrassment to your country.
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