People have to stop using prank to describe things that cause injury or potentially death. This isn't a prank, this is a booby trap.
They should prank his ass with 5 years in prison.
What a prick
I think this kid was a copycat, not the original person.
Just kidding, GI! What a great prank we pulled, putting a pit full of shit-smeared wooden spikes beneath that pile of leaves!
Jokes on you, i dont eat strawberries.
though really, wtf
strawberries are delish
Hemmingwheyyyy
Yeah, there was a statement on this case from the NSW police, but the original incident was near Ballarat wasn't it?
Of course there just has to be copy cats and hoaxes. Sounds like the new PM is keen to crack down hard on them though.
The original tainted strawberries were from Queensland.
"Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has said those caught piercing supermarket strawberries with needles are comparable to people guilty of possessing child pornography or financing terrorism."
A bit hyperbolic, but some hyperbole is understandable given that this epidemic of actual and hoax contamination is widespread enough to actually be doing damage to the strawberry industry.
Perhaps a better comparison would be those psychopaths who embed razor blades in slides at playgrounds, which seems to pop up from time to time around the world.
NOPE
Stop bleeding bro
strawberry milk bby
God, the thought of biting into a strawberry and having a needle go through your gums and upper lip makes my skin crawl. Fuuuuuuck.
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has said those caught piercing supermarket strawberries with needles are comparable to people guilty of possessing child pornography or financing terrorism.
Excuse me what?
I get what he's saying, but wow, that's a hell of an official statement.
Someone should find all of his needles and insert strawberries into them, see how he likes it.
Or
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/215204/94b713fe-2743-428a-b307-3787ee9ca9d7/Morbid_80f12c_1950838.gif
One would need to perform an absolute disproportionate retard strength bite into the doughnut in order for the tack to go that deep into the tooth.
Oh god no please. I cringed at the thought of that happening.
Please no! I was just at the dentists today D:
That feeling is forever stuck in my memory and it is so vivid. When I was a kid I sometimes put needles in my mouth, often chewing down on them until they shattered (standing upright between my jaws and bending it). Sometimes they slipped before they shattered, other times the pieces flew away with force and pierced some other part of my mouth.
I do not know why I did this repeatedly.
Dude what the fuck
screwberries guys haha
okay now this thread is forever tainted what the christ
Facepunch never fails to surprise me.
What the ever-living fuck.
The worst thing I ever put in my mouth were batteries, but I never chewed on them.
Unless, like me, you have a mouth full of amalgam fillings, or even a missing tooth in which case hahahahahahaha
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