Sperm Benefit From More Frequent Sex, New Study Reveals

[ignhelper]

https://www.inverse.com/article/49128-semen-pregnancy-ivf-success

https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2018-09/asfb-sqs091718.php

[Gigababait]

Man, my cum must be top-notch quality during Fap Fridays.

[Zalador]

Do you only fap on fridays, or do you fap more frequently on fridays?

[Col. Buggernuts]

So i've got some of the most virile sperm that'll never be used, neat. Kinda like having a rowboat in the Sahara.

[Zero-Point]

Technically, if one only faps on Fridays, they only ever fap more frequently on Fridays.

[Gigababait]

More frequently. I do fapathons.

[Lollipoopdeck]

shit!!!!!!!!!!

[Genkaz]

Does this mean that if one tries hard enough they would be able to cum inside of a plant pot and have the baby grow all by itself like a small tree from the semen?

[Soup]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/209379/4d7ea635-baea-4ba6-a5fa-7db23b74c10f/9d5.png

[Codemaster85]

Thats some good shit you're smoking.

[TheMrFailz]

jfc this thread is something else

[Rellow]

Facepunch at its best

[Dark Raven]

There is also that topic w signatures that is IMO best thing since wickedplayers post.

[Zero-Point]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/132319/3efede5b-b79a-450f-bcf2-0a3ebd469fcc/RoboNope.png

[CyclonatorZ]

Does this study also mean that the strategy of masturbating shortly before having sex, in order to last longer when you're actually doing it, might also be a bad idea if you're trying to keep your girlfriend from getting pregnant? Hm.

[fodderstompf]

"No Fap can increase the quality of your sperm!"

Heh, looks like I'M the one with quality sperm.

[autodesknoob]

nice, yesterday i fapped 3 times in a row. That was a nice callback from my teenage days

[TornadoAP]

bro if you aren't doing 14 orgasms in a row you ain't doing nothing. get on my level scrub...