Ted Cruz's official US Senate campaign song (is fucking awful)

[Flicky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvKElqdUxZg

This has been kicking around since spring, but I wanted to remind everyone just how condescending Ted Cruz's official campaign song is, especially given the upcoming midterms.

[Curls]

Ted Cruz is like the biggest fucking loser

He is the DarkSydePhil of politics

[Grenadiac]

Comments and ratings both disabled on that video. Almost like some kind of... safe space...

I wish Alabama could take this idiot to court for ripping off their song, but parody laws would cover him.

[Borealis]

"If you're gonna run in Texas, can't be a liberal man, cause liberal thought is not the spirit of the lone star man"

Okay hold up, this is from another senator from Texas, Lyndon Johnson

I shall never forget the faces of the boys and the girls in that little Welhausen Mexican School, and I remember even yet the pain of realizing and knowing then that college was closed to practically every one of
those children because they were too poor. And I think it was then that I made up my mind that this nation could never rest while the door to knowledge remained closed to any American.[

[Saint Furrybutt]

But sadly my father voted him for his presidential run in 2016 election.

[BuffaloHops]

Are we all NPCs living in Grand Theft Auto 6?

[Clovis]

He's basically Jouska if Jouska was even more cringe-inducing.

[Curls]

@Jouska do not stand for this mans rudeness, masturbate into his hair for america

[Jetty]

Is this from a south park episode?

[Clovis]

There won't be enough sperm left to spawn new characters in this world if you keep up your recreational activities.

[Rusty100]

i thought the same thing. this completely feels like a south park bit

[IAmIroningMyDog]

Off topic but what happened to DSP?

[OvB]

Way to ruin a good song.

[StratoSlug]

Why does the guy with the Pee Wee Herman voice have to be this Tough Texan Cowboy wannabe?

[H🅰️M💎💎💎✅]

what a cute song about how conservatives believe it's their right to govern unopposed

[EcksDee]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXhguE_yh3U

All y'all go vote

[StarBot]

Still alive and kicking

[The_J_Hat]

After masturbating mid stream? Nothing worthy of note

[Sableye]

Who even writes "can't be a liberal man." and thinks "ya that sounds great." like I want to meet the songwriter/singer and ascertain whether they are composed of fecal matter or just paid really well.

[ZombieDawgs]

Cruz reminds me of Jerry

this Jerry, specifcally.

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/111492/24bf53af-cc78-4d59-8fc4-0d9ee02d5318/image.png

[Flicky]

Followed by rhyming "man" with "man" one line later. 🤔

[Reg]

im convinced

[myon]

far cry 5 stepping up the ad game post-launch i see