• this is a robbery
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https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1250/ebb74689-90a1-4fd5-aade-86c57b5d7fb1/Engineer_with_the_Texas_Slim's_Dome_Shine_TF2.png nobody move and keep your hands where i can see them let's see the coins *pumps shotgun with a chk-chk*
mister i haven't a single coin to my name mister
Never!
just shoot me actually
*i fire my shotgun at you and blast your head apart i warned you
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/582/efc82fa8-72f1-44c0-8a34-2556851c1dc0/image.png This is a counter robbery Give me all the coins you've been given
"thanks," is what i would say if my head wasn't blown into a bunch of tiny chunks. but it is blown into a bunch of tiny chunks, so instead it comes out as a kind of "blurgle" and some spurts of blood
https://i.imgur.com/imzcRIO.png Well this is an infinite robbery Give me infinite coins
This isn't a robbery, you're willingly going to hand over coins and gems to me, or else you might have an unfortunate clamp related accident, possibly in the workplace, but really wherever is most convenient and believable.
*i fire my short circuit at you
Oh yeah? What are you gonna do shoot me?
*i shoot you, in the balls
this is a valve robbery give me half life 3
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1822/fe932253-8f84-4967-b46f-09578fc06e2b/image.png It's me the police we're confiscating your drug coins
It's a hologram.
*my surly bodyguard fucks you up https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1250/42223afa-e789-4e4d-b087-58c3ed2f48aa/image.png
fuck!
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/107267/edaff1c4-32d4-47b8-ba4e-99618e7e0e99/1465408778791.gif Jesus! Don't scare me like that!
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1250/506c66d5-801a-446a-b76b-9e95f10ef6df/image.png
Please give me coins. I have a skin condition. https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/d/dd/The_Reptiloid.png/200px-The_Reptiloid.png
Hi Mr. A. Robbery.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/997/739/55f.jpg I love to steal coins in a thread. There's nothing like the feeling of a long streak of "SuperPlamz got 10 coins" in the ticker. Also, our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our wallets. Especially since they're such good size 'n all.
im gonna keep mine k?
No
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/107138/a17f60c7-2fcf-42e9-b325-e9560eec6958/C1B01D68-15EB-4B79-99A4-FE068017E54B.jpeg
please?
Now how are we supposed to win the big game? Thanks jerk.
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/113321/8fb62e6a-83f8-4268-b978-c0b678f73b5f/image.png please support our veterans
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