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nobody move and keep your hands where i can see them
let's see the coins *pumps shotgun with a chk-chk*
mister i haven't a single coin to my name mister
Never!
just shoot me actually
*i fire my shotgun at you and blast your head apart
i warned you
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This is a counter robbery
Give me all the coins you've been given
"thanks," is what i would say if my head wasn't blown into a bunch of tiny chunks. but it is blown into a bunch of tiny chunks, so instead it comes out as a kind of "blurgle" and some spurts of blood
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Well this is an infinite robbery
Give me infinite coins
This isn't a robbery, you're willingly going to hand over coins and gems to me, or else you might have an unfortunate clamp related accident, possibly in the workplace, but really wherever is most convenient and believable.
*i fire my short circuit at you
Oh yeah? What are you gonna do shoot me?
*i shoot you, in the balls
this is a valve robbery give me half life 3
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It's me the police we're confiscating your drug coins
It's a hologram.
*my surly bodyguard fucks you up
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fuck!
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Jesus! Don't scare me like that!
Please give me coins. I have a skin condition.
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Hi Mr. A. Robbery.
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I love to steal coins in a thread. There's nothing like the feeling of a long streak of "SuperPlamz got 10 coins" in the ticker.
Also, our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our wallets. Especially since they're such good size 'n all.