• Facepunch Christian Theocracy Chat: Thou Shalt Not Shitpost
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https://i.imgur.com/CHqhYoo.png rules: Thou shalt have no other gods before that guy Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image Thou shalt not take the name of the lord thy God in vain Remember the sabbath day, to keep it real Honour thy father and they mother Thou shalt not kill Thou shalt not steal Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's slaves, animals or anything else I want a single christian government to control the us and assimilate canada. I personally believe we'd be a lot farther along if we had gotten rid of the Zoroastrianism practicing heathens already.
Jesus is cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE
Sucking another man's dick: SIN. Sucking your own cock, especially if you manage to position yourself inside of it: NOT SIN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4AGocVq7-w
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/2304/4c7d2c90-e330-4988-a117-153fc3605fa2/image.png
I prayed to God to make polid*cks more exciting and He delivered! Just like He delivered me from temptation
Any room for alt-god worshiper?
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/237464/45859273-85c2-4d05-97d1-3c49dae8e6f8/Screenshot_20180615-234020.jpg
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