UN General Assembly 73rd session discussion thread

[ignhelper]

I figured it'll be good to have a thread for all the live stream and discussion, since every country has an opportunity to speak.

Live stream:

http://webtv.un.org/

[Clovis]

Because of my inside knowledge, I can predict confidently what each leader will say:-

Theresa May: "I am taking the opportunity, here today at the UN, to announce the UK's UNexit, as it has been a shitshow. Does that mean we are leaving the UN or un-exiting the EU? I will leave you with something pithy like 'strong and stable' that makes no sense and fuck off before you can ask questions."

Emmanuel Macron: "I feel that it is my duty, as a leader of France, to make sex between teachers and students mandatory, as that is how I met my wife. Why are you booing? Why did you even vote me in if you don't approve?"

Angela Merkel: "My name is a portmanteau of merkin and Heinkel, as nobody wants to see that shit, as I still find penises alarming, but if you insist on showing it to me, you know what we did in WWII."

Good day.