• Bill Cosby Falls Down Prison Steps After Having Hot Dog Bun Thrown At Him
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Bill Cosby Falls Down Prison Steps After Getting Hit by Hot Dog .. Bill Cosby was allowed to call his wife on speakerphone from jail, and complained that a stale hot dog bun was thrown at him, causing him to fall down a few steps. Cosby was sentenced to 3-10 years behind bars for drugging and sexually assaulting Andrea Constand at his home 14 years ago. The comedian's bail was revoked and he was sent straight to Montgomery County Correctional Facility and then transferred to SCI Phoenix, a state prison in Collegeville, which is about 30 miles northwest of Philadelphia. Bill Cosby complained to his wife Camille about how he had been treated in prison so far, according to a source from the Montgomery County courthouse. Cosby said that they had taken his cane, tie, and shoelaces because "they think I will harm myself." This is actually a standard practice in prison, since any of those items could be used to harm one's self or others. Cosby, who is legally blind, also stated that he fell down a few steps after the hot dog bun hit him because he wasn't being properly guided. Prison isn't a great time for anybody, but Bill Cosby is really struggling and reportedly pleaded with Camille to, "Grab the checkbook and hire anyone and everyone," in an effort to get him out. It looks like he's going to have a pretty hard time in the slammer for the next handful of years. Cosby famously appeared in a number of Jell-O commercials in the 1980s and 1990s, and he was served a half cup of the pudding for the dessert portion of his meal, which also included baked meatballs and rice, green beans, as well as mashed potatoes and gravy. For lunch, he'll receive a half cup of Jell-O every day. Bill Cosby's spokesperson Andrew Wyatt went on a tirade against the media, judge and prosecutors after the sentence, declaring that it was "the most racist and sexist trial in the history of the United States." Wyatt has vowed that this situation is far from over and is trying to provide evidence that Cosby was illegally recorded and that said tape had been tampered with. Wyatt then went on to compare the comedian to Jesus and insinuated that the only reason Cosby was going to jail was because he was black. A stale hot dog bun to the head is probably the least of Bill Cosby's worries while staying in prison, but representatives at the facility have said that they are going out of their way to keep the comedian safe while he's there. He will soon be integrated into the general population area of the prison where he will receive "the programming required during his incarceration," after a series of evaluations. Despite the hot dog bun incident, representatives say that Cosby was in relatively good spirits for his first night behind bars. The hot stale hot dog bun incident was first reported by Radar Online.
This is hilariously sad.
nah, just hilarious
Yeah I know he did fucked up things but you can't help but kind of feel bad for a blind old grandpa getting shit thrown at him and having his cane taken from him. Like he's a bad guy, but prison shouldn't be an excuse to mistreat American citizens
prisoner gets given a rough time in prison, more at 11
America's dad gets beaten by a hot dog bun
Well I mean sad more as pathetic.
Hey hey hey, don't toss that my way
I mean we can be glad that justice was served, but it still feels wrong to be delighting in someone else's suffering. The last few days have been articles reporting on Cosby's first days in prison, being served jello, falling over, having shit thrown at him, all seems just petty.
anyone else picturing Bill Cosby making "Cosby" noises as he falls down the steps?
well, you wanted buns, didn't you bill?
although the idea of a sad grampa getting bodied by a stale hot dog bun is pretty hilarious
I was expecting this to be about something homosexual.
https://youtu.be/LFDyevtx6wE?t=10 dramaticized, colorized, 2018
Losing every bit of freedom is more than enough punishment, lets not take a man's basic rights.
I forgot the bill of rights protects you from stale hotdog buns. Also ironic coming from a serial public masturbator.
nah, fuck him
fair point that american prisons are awful but he also probably knew what he was doing was awful for a long time
Yeah I mean he has nobody to blame but himself, but imagine you find out your own grandfather did something like he did and now he's going to die alone in prison
The guy is blind and pretty much can't do anything now. At least leave him with some way to live, regardless of what he did. Also, since when is he a serial public masturbator?
Yeah, the whole "feeling bad for criminals" thing alludes some people
He is referring to you.
The person you're talking to is named Joost, not Jouska
god dammit sorry
Didn't you get a dog to lick your dick, you fucking hypocrite ?
https://media.tenor.com/images/57743434273b47c0adaa29268cce5dfd/tenor.gif What now?
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/237427/2ae38989-1f08-4656-9da7-ddbe20d90431/image.png
If you believe what an rambling ex said 7+ years ago before jumping off the deep end and calling FP an "conservative shithole", yeah.
I mean you also sent me nudes of a girl you were e-dating within like a day of getting them and bragged about it so yeah, you really shouldn't start digging dirt on the wrong fucking people unless you want your shit to come out as well.
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