Apologies if there's a thread for this already. I searched but can't find anything terribly relevant.
I'll start...
What's black, white and red all over?
A massacre at a diversity conference.
look the joke was alright but i hate to break it to you, it's not so good it's news material
Yeah, thought I was in Fast Threads. This is the down-side of having so many fucking tabs open. My sincere apologies. <3
Knock knock
Who's there?
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[ERROR: You can't do that! You must be at home to answer the door.]
Diamonds for the people!
In before the lock
I think they can move threads. I would just report it, but not sure if I should.
@OvB Hey there - is it possible to move this to Fast Threads?
sensationalist headlines
Obama? More like NObama like and subscribe ;~)
Biohazard99
Trump
an original joke and tell it
What am I, a fucking comedian?
A seal walks into a club...
what do you call four mexicans sinking in quicksand
"Progress" - Donald J. Trump.
no quattro sinko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34
YEW KNOW UR A REDNECK WHEN UR DRINKING SARSAPARILLA OUTTA YER COWBOY HAT YA IDIOT!!
Joke
You know, I thought Hillary had a great campaign slogan, even if the campaign itself didn't end up being so great. "I'm With Her". What a simple and effective statement to put on posters. My dad, though, he's a real strong Trump guy. We were having an argument that year, before all the MAGA stuff, and he was saying how Trump ought to have a powerful campaign slogan as well. He spitballed a few. "Build The Wall!" - "Drain The Swamp" - He was cracking himself up til I said Trump already had a popular campaign slogan. In fact, it had been popular for decades.
"What the hell are you talking about?" He said. I laughed.
"Well, you ever seen one of those 'I'm With Stupid' shirts?......."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_DwZfyXAXI
Man walks into a thread.
Banned.
Jouska walks into a bar and masturbates furiously into the ketchup.
Arrested for sexual deviancy.
Sometimes you just gotta throw the baby out with the bathwater. I live in a penthouse.
Pretty sure no mods have seen it yet. They are enforcing rules again now but this has somehow been missed all day, heh.
the joke is that this thread gets to stay in sh
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