SCUM’s latest update allows you to adjust your character’s penis length
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https://gearnuke.com/scums-latest-update-allows-adjust-characters-penis-length/
Also if you’re an avid supporter of the game and have the SCUM supporter pack, you’ll get two whole inches for free! What a deal!
I swear, garry missed a good monetization opportunity with not having a $10 extra version of RUST where you get extra penis length
Really upsetting that you can't extend it longer than 8 inches. I'll be damned if I can't dump all my points in for a 37 inch long dong at the expensive of being a clumsy brain dead skeletonized corpse.
Your move, Rust.
Well, time to watch this game become more popular than wow in its prime in thirty minutes.
Yeah but Conan Exiles let's you adjust your schlong length and let you watch it blown around in a sandstorm.
Your move, scum.
[Skyrim's modding scene walks in, laughs, and pats both Rust and SCUM on the head]
[Police sirens draw closer]
This is the next gen technology I've waiting for
Dick physics when?
CUMS*
This makes my penis become the big penis
SCIV: hold my beer
Considering you can launch either arrows or lightning or both with your junk in LL mods, p much.
I AM HERE
Can't wait for penis length hacks
We're over due for a game that uses euphoria ragdoll physics and has guys tripping over their own dick
No no, dick flail/whip.
Oh God the amount of Magnum Dong jokes will be unbearable
The only move to escalate is to make it long enough you can use it to wipe after the hilarious pooping animation. I will never forget the reactions on seeing that for the first time, hoo boy.
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