Mueller seeking more details on Nigel Farage, key Russia inquiry target says
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/13/nigel-farage-mueller-russia-investigation-trump-latest-jerome-corsi-claim
BAH GAWD, US BORDERS CAN'T CONTAIN THE MUELLER
You make a private deal with a russian in the middle of a desert
all of a sudden fucking Mueller just shows up out of no where
Mueller is an international hero, draining multiple countries' swamps simultaneously.
Oi mate lemme see your collusion license
You negotiate a deal to take place in a deep underwater cave network. You even used Whatsapp to send encrypted messages. Whatsapp!
Upon arrival something seems...off. You look in the dark crevices, but you already knew. You always knew. Mueller was there, waiting for you.
You travel to the depths of a hidden North Korean nuclear testing site. The meeting room is shielded against interfettence of all sorts.
Thousands of fed guards surround the complex with mp-44s. Then you realise that you were Mueller all along.
Robert Mueller v The World
Seriously though, can you imagine if this ended up taking down people worldwide .
That's oddly the most... Solid face on Farage?
This is going to be hilarious however it will go.
Go get him Mueller!
You’re panicking, desperate. You quickly slink away into Putin’s office and beg him for advice. Suddenly, he tugs on his face, pulling off a rubber mask, revealing himself to be none other than Robert Mueller. You freeze, a sudden sense of anxiety washes over you. Wait, not quite anxiety—excitement, elation.
Gottem.
You quickly pull off your pudgy, orange disguise, revealing yourself to be Robert Mueller, much the other’s shock. You motion for the rest to join you. The lamp, tables, clock on the wall, hooker in the corner, all reveal themselves to be federal agents. Suddenly, the other Mueller’s girdle bursts in utter shame, revealing sickly, pale, rolling folds of fat spilling out of his suit. You stroll over, triumphantly, and pull off the imposter’s pitiful disguise.
”You know, it’s illegal to impersonate a federal official, Mr. President.”
”Ohhhhh!...” fat infused tears roll down his face as an agent apprehends him. “I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for that Meddlin’ Mueller and his 14 Angry Democrats...”
It's like killing a traveller on Mount Chiliad and getting a wanted star. Suddenly Mueller's cop car zooms down the mountain.
You know what they say, everyone has a little bit of Mueller inside them.
You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him
(Robert Mueller)
Maybe the real Robert Muellers were the friends we made along the way.
This man is a goddamn blessing. I bet all these scummy fuckers felt like big fish til ol' Mueller caught scent of their bullshittery.
>order hot russian mail order bride
>finally gonna lose it
>no longer an incel
>fuck you mom i have a gf now
>shes here shes here shes here
>only spent 15,000 dollars
>open door
>mfw robert mueller walks in
Imagine if shit like this actually happened, but each time Mueller is confused as to how he suddenly got there.
