• Nicknames you were given
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Thought about this the other day. What nicknames have you been given? Back in senior school Engineering Studies, our old mate teacher called me ‘Teflon Brain’, because like actual teflon, ‘nothing sticks in there’. The boys also often call me Whitey, because the colour is my surname. Rest assured we are all white blokes, so it’s not racism lmao
If you remember my old user name, richard, that led to some bullying back in elementary school being called as such creative nicknames as rich-turd, dick, and my favorite nickname: "Completely Useless"
I was called Iceman in what I suppose is the local equivalent to middle school, because I'm slow to respond.
i went into my friends toilet when their lightbulb had blown so it was pitch black in there. so i had the idea to kneel down and piss in the toilet so i didnt piss all over the floor since i couldnt see shit. when i got back to my friends and told them of my genius, i was called "Neil" for the best part of a year and a half. sitting on the toilet did not cross my mind
I dunno, usually faggot. American schools 👍
i got called "pickle" because i didn't like pickles i still don't like pickles
Dub, Deebs, Doobie, Dandelion, most of anything starting with a D. The longest sticking one now is Deebo, which I was given that one while I was in the military. People exclusively referred to me by the nickname so much to the point where even my chain of command started calling me by it. It is very odd to be called Deebo by a Lt Col.
Everyone at school called me by my last name
Dude you got the same nickname as this dude, how cool is that?
Within my family, Yay/Yey due to my initials on first two names being LA and Yay being a result of shortening LA further into a single syllable (and it does sound cute which is a bonus for me) At school from elementary, high school to college usually just LA or my first/second name
Sam My full name is not Samuel, I dont know why people started calling me that
There was this one dude in one of my high school classes that just randomly started calling me "Chobcock" one day. He didn't hate me or bully me or anything... he just insisted on my name being...chobcock? I just went with it because it was kinda funny. One day the teacher almost said it too. Also I had one weird group of friends that called me daddy, so uh
Mostly pat. A few different names in school, hitler because my dad is german, packie when gta4 came out. I also get patty and patsy. Rarely also rick or ricky. My dad used to call me patricia when he thought i was being a whimp. My mum and a couple other people call me pat sticks some times because when i was younger id make stickmen comics titled pat stix and when i went online that was the user name i used. More recently daddy because in my friend group who ever slept with a mother or had a kid first became daddy and im due to be one early next year.
Moose. Fairly stupid both on my end (especially) and the kid who came up with it. When I was in elementary school, I was the weird kid. Not disgusting weird, but, very... Fantasy driven, overactive imagination. Wanted to pretend to be anything but the dime-a-dozen, boring, unspecial human. That kind of strange. I thought I could scare people off by roaring like a dragon. Yyyyeeeah.... But apparently a pathetic child ROAARR sounds like a moose call to this other kid and that's what he called me forever after and it spread a little. It wasn't hurtful. Just... Confusing.
Ay-Ay-ron Thanks Key & Peele. My name doesn't even have 2 A's in my tongue's language, only one!!
I looked way younger and way smaller than every other student in my class, so they called me shortie and cartoon.
Rima Rami-pastrami
Mangina, Jewfro, How-High, and most recently Nicotine.
Columbine
i brought my classic gameboy to algebra B and all the super seniors called me gameboy, i resisted and they started to call me gay boy so I accepted the name gameboy and they were nicer to me after that
I got 2: Bread *my name*: because I ate so much bread during 1st year of university, breakfast, lunch, dinner, it was all plain bread. Copyrights *my name*: because I was the only person who owned legit games on Steam in my class.
Both Hagrid and Stay Puft. I'm a hefty man, alright.
Yort just my name backwards
Shen Shen the Magic Panda. It's a long, convoluted, and illogical story.
Big G. A girl in highschool called me that once, and because my name doesn't actually have a G anywhere in it, it stuck. People just call me "G" now, usually.
1:21 https://youtu.be/6laGuMws_j4?t=81
My parents called me and still call me boy
Mr Bean cause of my autism. I hated having that name.
thats actually pretty great, mad props to the kid who thought of that I was called jewish because I took someone's shoes and threw them on a roof, the stealing part i think is what caused that.
Other than being fat shamed as a kid, no. I believe giving nicks is teasing unless they really wanted to be addressed as such.
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