• Scientific Request
    37 replies, posted
I require somebody to pour Cherry Sours™ into their anus and record the resulting health benefits. Funding is available for the purchase of the Cherry Sours™ Candidate will need to sign a standard indemnity waiver.
what
Please no time wasters
I always had a feeling Facepunch was just a stunt to sell Cherry Sours™
Better idea: how about you pour the cherry sours into your own ass and video tape the whole thing. Only then will you go down as an even more legendary admin than Postal.
I am delegating to remain objective in the observation of the results
Yeah? How about I go get some Cherry Sours™ with my own money, and pay you after I pour them into my anus and present you with the results instead.
Sounds good. Don't forget to sign the waiver
do local substitutes work
mate we gave starpluck shit for eating a flag, don't go thinking you can talk about squirting a cherry sour up your ass and get away with it
I have a small temptation to actually do this
Toxx: If Donald Trump nukes Uzbekistan, Australia and the west coast of North America (but not Madagascar) then I will pour Cherry Sours in my ass
Buy and send me them and I'll do it. My only condition is that I become a Mod afterwards.
Finally something worth spending the facepunch community fund on
All I have are milk duds
https://i.imgur.com/dhrE3wF.png I've analyzed this post and found troubling results. https://i.imgur.com/4mvHNxy.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Bn3epNj.png
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/347325/f474be69-ba78-4785-a8cc-21ebdc88d397/46414705_10211926076059962_4672274649625657344_n.jpg
You got the wrong forum. OIFY is a few doors down.
How can you say you're being objective when you rate Cherry Sours as above Cherry Drops? https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/171596491103?chn=ps&var=470589981360 11 quid for 5 packs - they're such a sought-after item now. This is a travesty, Hezzy.
ill do it if u bring back subforums one cherry sour for one subforum
wouldnt you just get real drunk, drinking Cherry Sours™ rectally? reminds me of the time i drank a shot of every different type on top of other stuff and then puked rainbows for an hour
Garry owns all the Cherry Sours though.
Is general the new OIFY?
this right here is wog central
Yeah, yeah this is about what I've expected at this stage.
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1755/e7b946d8-be34-4f07-92e9-a4ada2ac6af8/image.png
Is this your subtle way of telling us that everything's gone to shit?
"subtle"
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1383/207e0c71-c4e5-4254-9290-8b861f465569/image.png
What quantity of Cherry Sours will suffice? How much funding will be provided?
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