TOXX: Donald Trump will not be impeached; He Will not be Re-Elected - General

So I was reading PoliDICKS and saw some guy making a weak toxx so I said 'Hey, it is 4:17 am I bet I could do better" so here goes nothing: President Trump will NOT be impeached by the house. Escape: Facepunch users will decide how I vote in the next Presidential election INCLUDING which party I must be registered under. Also: Donald Trump will NOT be Elected to a second term. Escape: I must author a 100 page fan fiction (12pt times new roman SINGLE spaced) about the love triangle between Donald Trump, Mike Pence, and a Picture of Postal's Ass. https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-toxx.gif

Pretty pointless since Facepunch isn't going to exist in a couple of months.

Wait did I miss something?

There is a grave probability that Garry will decide to get rid of this place unfortunately. It is not definitive but it is definitely not unlikely either. There was a thread some time ago that requested for facepunch users to add each other in order for the community to stay together in some form.

This is idiotic on so many levels.

Worse thing is that if Facepunch does last until 2020, you'd definitely getting Toxxed. Since he's more than likely getting reelected. His approvals among Republicans is depressingly high.

I'm not 100% sure since it's us law but im going to guess that letting people choose what you vote for is illegal.

I'd like to point out how very illegal it is to record this, so to actually prove it is uhh kind of a bad idea

Double ironic because I heard mods don't care about toxx anymore

So is the Trump Presidency but here we are. We said Hillary was gonna win like it was written in the Bible; I think I've got a shot. Besides, Go big or Go home.

Reposting it here. I will flip a pancake if Donald Trump is either impeached or re-elected. Yeah I know, big pussy cuz I have the escape clause but some other dudes said they'd write me a poem and sing me a song if I recorded myself doing them.

Gosh I wish I was cowardly brave enough to flip a pancake. I'm really jealous of @Biohazard99 . I wish I was a big strong cuck strapping lad like he is.

Pretty sure leftists outnumber the righties.

shut up nerd

Don't let random internet users decide your vote. Why are you wasting anybody's time with a shitty toxx about making breakfast?

don't see any of you guys taking the toxx challenge

Don't see you doing it either lol

Everyone already knows it as soon as they see your name anyways.

Jokes on you they're already doing it anyway

Maybe you should start and show them how it's actually done.

toxx donald trump will get impeached and re-elected escape I will unflip a pancake

Democrats won the most House seats in a single election since 1974.

That's a pretty weak-ass tox, to be quite honest.

Put your money where your mouth is.

the only people who need to fulfill this are the ones posting really, really weak toxxes that the low stakes of negate the very nature of the toxx

Christ.. I came here to laugh a little at the impending toxx declarations. I did not need to be reminded about this impending bullshit.

TOXX: president man will be president tomorrow escape clause: i will wear a shoe on each foot

I'm scared to toxx given the results of the last toxx

toxx: Trump tweets something stupid within the next month Escape: I will pancake a flip and upload it to YouTube.