[Video] (54 year old gold) Lyndon Johnson orders some pants - General

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3GT9UN7nDo

Lyndon Johnson was a really interesting person -Smoked 60 cigarettes a day until he had a massive heart attack -Named his kids and his dog to have the same initials as him, same with his wife's nickname, he even had his initials on his clothes -Named his dick Jumbo and showed it to the media at least once -Brought the press to his Texas ranch and pissed on his marked grave site -He was the most effective Senate leader ever because of "The Johnson Treatment" in which he's get all up in people's faces and used an almost hypnotic process to get people to do what he wanted -He had a custom amphibious car and would scare people by not telling them and speeding into lakes

I love LBJ, such a strange figure. His Lincoln Continental is in a museum like 2 minutes from me.

https://www.businessinsider.com/lyndon-johnson-played-terrifying-prank-with-his-amphicar-2014-8

The President, with [White House secretary] Vicky McCammon in the seat alongside him and me in the back, was now driving around in a small blue car with the top down. We reached a steep incline at the edge of the lake and the car started rolling rapidly toward the water. The President shouted, "The brakes don't work! The brakes won't hold! We're going in! We're going under!" The car splashed into the water. I started to get out. Just then the car leveled and I realized we were in a Amphicar. The President laughed. As we putted along the lake then (and throughout the evening), he teased me. "Vicky, did you see what Joe did? He didn't give a damn about his President. He just wanted to save his own skin and get out of the car." Then he'd roar.

He was also obsessed with his dick The 36th president of the United States reportedly refused to accept staff arguments that outfitting the shower with the demanded features—including one nozzle aimed "directly at the president's penis"—would require a great deal of plumbing work. "If I can move 10,000 troops in a day, you can certainly fix the bathroom any way I want it," Johnson told the staff, according to the book. He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call "Jumbo," hooting once, "Have you ever seen anything as big as this?," and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation. Even on the floors of the House and Senate, he would extravagantly rummage away at his groin, sometimes reaching his hand through a pocket and leaning with half-lifted leg for more thorough access.

They really didn't like each other, it was to get the southern Democratic vote. Turns out besides his weirdness and Vietnam he was a pretty great President who led a ton of reforms.

Found out a few more LBJ fun facts -He actually would have impromptu meetings with staff in the public bathrooms -He brought his VP Hubert Humphrey (total opposite of him) to a deer hunt and made him cry ordering him to shoot a deer -He called his portrait the ugliest thing he ever saw -His wedding ring cost 2.50 and he bought it from Sears

I'm pretty sure Johnson is who Trump wishes he is.