Opinion
Republicans, who better to defend the plight of the conservative than a Gamer President? Taxes are the microtransactions of government, and no one understands the plight the small (a.k.a. indie) business owner than gamers. We respect our troops and have fought alongside our friends our whole lives in military simulators like Call of Duty: Black Ops and Battlefield 4. And yet, we also understand the need for individual prowess, earning hundreds of trophies and achievements over the courses of our long gaming careers.
And Democrats, who better to defeat Donald Trump than someone who has stared down Dark Souls III’s the Soul of Cinder and returned alive? Who understands empathy better than he who has walked in the shoes of a thousand video game protagonists, from Samus to Solid Snake? We need to nominate someone with the physical and mental speed of a veteran StarCraft eAthlete. Do you think Bernie Sanders would ever have the intelligence or body-mind coordination to pull off a successful Forge Fast-Expand?! You claim to champion diversity, yet over centuries of American history, you have not once called for a gamer in the White House!
I thought the title meant president of gamers...
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This would be nice but for now we should aim for winning the pre-revolution elections
Cmon we love him but ninja is much more professional and a better representative of the gamer army
DarkSydePhil for Vice President
Ross Scott for president
Jerma 2020
Made me cringe so hard my spine shot out through my arse
It's a satire website in case that wasn't already clear
Oh, thank god for that; but I know there's gonna be people who'd write that sort of thing unironically
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This presidential candidate has been brought to you by gang weed.
me for president.
Best Part
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"What the fuck?! This foreign diplomacy is fucking broken ahahahaha!"
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(That's about all the effort I'm willing to spend, in order to minimize my exposure to anything ROG-related.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_miCS3HO9w
Our current president is kind of like DSP
He's too good for that.
Says a lot about the American electorate. Practically no one thinks of DSP as anything more than a joke, one that has become so irrelevant that even the FGC has forgotten about him. Meanwhile Trump is fucking President. 300 million Americans and he's the one who represents us.
Idunno, it's bad enough we have a retard in office, we don't need xXxPu55ySl4y3r360xXx in the white house talking about how he fragged everyone's mom in the bedroom...
President jontron out there saying racist shit
Has told less lies than our current president.
The amazing thing is that he actually does have the charm to do it
and like a politician he tells a lot of half-truths and little nuggets of manipulative wording
he's basically the only man that could actually do it
Call it "the console war" instead of "bi-partisan conflict".
"The economy just works" - President Howard, 2020
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