leadership is too busy being complicit to ever consider letting it hit the floor
GOP leadership is complicit in Trump crimes, and will never allow it to hit the floor.
it's like the end of a Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup commercial
I find it weird that their defense is it creates a 4th branch of government. If that was true then the president could fire literally everyone in the government without recourse, which isn't true. civil servants for example serve the executive branch but do not serve at the pleasure of the president.
"When I need the energy to betray my country, and get a great taste to boot, I can always count on Campbell's"
What the fuck is wrong with that man? Everything about that gif just looks totally off. It's kinda unsettling honestly.
Well you see, when a literal demon crawls inside the skin of a human turtle, they have to adjust QUITE a lot of the skin flaps and folds to contain the pure, concentrated evil they consist of
He was really bizarre at McCain's funeral, just rock solid still while his wife tried to adjust around him.
https://im2.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-2-810c6f61566c-gif-im/frame_21_delay-0.1s.gif
Can't wait for the day when this bastard croaks.
tortoises live for like 200 years dude he ain't goin' anywhere
he's almost certainly a lich that wants to see the world converted to undead minions, or at least Kentucky given his support for things that make it harder to be alive there.
No, he was born from a mutated turtle mom that got caught in a Kentucky Chemical spill.
He was born in Alabama
Well fuck, there goes my joke.
but it does explain a lot...
How so? A turtle cunt is a turtle cunt no matter where they're from
It seems deeply wrong that the majority leader can just refuse to allow votes on bills that he doesn't like.
yes but alabama has a particular strain of unique republican,
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/Jeff_Sessions%2C_official_portrait.jpg/1920px-Jeff_Sessions%2C_official_portrait.jpg
seen above, the alabama republican woodelf
https://media1-s--nbcnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2017_39/2168796/170926-alabama-senate-race-roy-moore-se-347p_04caf4874e3358e6f552e9573ccdd8b4.fit-2000w.jpg
seen above, the alabama red creepy gopher
So McConnel would be the Alabama Post Turtle?
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