Trump is "very happy" on "the Mueller situation" after release of court filings - Polidicks

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/12/08/trump-no-collusion-russia-mueller-1052222 President Donald Trump on Saturday claimed that special counsel Robert Mueller's probe is "all turning around very nicely” and insisted that he was "very happy" with the release of three long-awaited court filings Friday that shed more light on his associates' contacts with Russian officials ahead of the 2016 election. "On the Mueller situation, we’re very happy with what we are reading because there was no collusion whatsoever. The last thing I want is help from Russia on a campaign," Trump told reporters on the South Lawn of the White House, en route to the Army-Navy Football Game in Philadelphia, according to a pool report. "You should ask Hillary Clinton about Russia," Trump added. The president also described the investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election and potential coordination between the Trump campaign and the Kremlin as a “very one- sided situation, but I think it’s all turning around very nicely.” In a tweet earlier Saturday, Trump reiterated that his presidential campaign did not conspire with Russia and hammered the special counsel's work. “AFTER TWO YEARS AND MILLIONS OF PAGES OF DOCUMENTS (and a cost of over $30,000,000), NO COLLUSION!” the president wrote online. The president later appeared to quote Fox News personality Geraldo Rivera, tweeting: "'This is collusion illusion, there is no smoking gun here. At this late date, after all that we have gone through, after millions have been spent, we have no Russian Collusion. There is nothing impeachable here.' @GeraldoRivera." "Time for the Witch Hunt to END!" the president also wrote. As details of the filings emerged Friday evening, Trump tweeted: “Totally vindicates the President. Thank you!" https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/258087425346240513/521092615979008001/2f7.png

NUCLEAR SMURFY DETECTED

So he's hit the "acceptance" stage of grief already?

QUICK, GET IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! https://www.danby.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Large_DFF100C1BDD_open_empty31-606x758.jpg

No, no, I think this is still denial.

The launch team is on high alert. If the President or Mueller make any moves we are ready to engage.

trump wearing gloves to finally hide the true nature of his tiny hands

I wonder if Trump doesn't actually realize "Individual 1" is referring to him.

So is the probe done/mueller release everything yet?

It's very possible his staff has hidden the full extent of the filings from him so that he doesn't throw a tantrum or go ballistic. That or he knows he's fucked and is trying to fuck with his base so that they riot when he's eventually impeached.

I take it he'll be very happy in jail then.

I don't think Trump is reading the same shit the rest of us are

"it says individual 1 became president in 2016, I wasn't inaugurated until january 2017. I told you Obama was guilty, LOCK HIM UP"

So yeah, I take it that collusion was his top worry because he thinks all of the other criminal charges will be dropped/forgiven because he is so "loved"? Or does he seriously believe this whole investigation was JUST over collusion?

The image in the article is mildly unsettling.

"we may have been identified in court filings as committing several felonies but at least it didn't say in the unredacted parts that we worked with the russians except for all the meetings we had (which we absolutely didn't have!!!) all this collusion stuff is fake news"

IT'S BEEN 2 YEAR, STOP BRINGING UP HILLARY.

Why not? You never stop WINNING!!!!! if you never stop bringing up your last "victory".

Sounds like a Cowboys fan...

Waiiit a second. Black jacket? Red tie? Black gloves? Smug attitude? ... Is that jim sterling?

Hey man you don't gotta like Sterling but he doesn't deserve being compared to Trump. Nobody does.

He's trying to make us acquit by wearing gloves that don't fit.

I mean, jim plays an asshole character on purpose

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/239377/0c12ad0a-1877-430f-b5db-83f75c0b5e36/hangemhigh.jpg No problem guys this will fit me so well, better than any president! Look, I can fit my whole head in there! It is because it is the biggest head full of smarts!

we dont like trump but holy shit dude you gotta chill

I wanted to do a play on the expression "the noose is tightening", not literally have him executed. Which, you know, should be really bleeding obvious

Trump's latest Hitman cosplay is on point

yeah sorry i posted that at 3am and that flew right over my head