Irish woman who married ghost of 300-year-old pirate says they have split up

[smurfy]

https://www.irishpost.com/news/irish-woman-married-ghost-300-year-old-pirate-says-split-162579?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=article&utm_medium=web

[Clovis]

I guess she saw right through him.

[Mort Strudel]

"You never plunder my booty anymore"

[Karmah]

She was tired of this

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/011/619/20060726.jpg

In reverse

[Sableye]

them pirates man, they leave a trail of broken hearts, and ectoplasm apparently.

[OvB]

The pirates life wasn't for her

[Resonant]

He must have really shivered her timbers!

[ThePanther]

I guess he buckled under her swash

[Talvy]

“We never talk!”

The split is another blow for Jack, after he was purportedly executed for thieving on the high seas in the 1700s.

[scarface]

it's always the guys fault, right?

[Iknowtoomuch]

It didn't seem to be for him, either.

[MadBomber]

Turns out the booty was cursed