• Cop caught masturbating on a train
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PC caught masturbating on train between Three Bridges and Gatwic.. PC Terry Malka, 33, tried to hide his penis with a headrest cover when he was spotted pleasuring himself by station staff. When a train guard asked the officer for his ticket after spotting him masturbating again, he produced his Met police warrant card. I knew they wanted more bobbies on the beat but this is ridiculous
I thought it was going to be you
Ah classic Hezzy
Snakes on a train
The station staff alerted train staff and they approached him when he emerged from the toilet. He was told to stop vaping as it could set off the smoke detectors. god this man is a legend...
riotous behaviour from this ragamuffin
I can't believe Iago became a cop wtf
I don't want to worry about getting cum on my fucking shoes when I'm out to get some food. You madman. I'll go ahead and stop you as well. "But there would be laws and such to make sure it's not a problem." I also don't want to walk by the overflowing Cum Disposal Tray because the municipal workers don't touch the shit. People don't even clean up after their dogs you think every alley and street corner isn't going to be covered in four inches of goop? God.
Would you do it in front of a kid?
Is it really so hard to just wait until you get home or whatever. Have some self control m8 how are some people so horny that they just take their rod out right then and there and start beatin it
Further proof that horny people should have no rights.
Why the fuck are you blaming the cop? The kid caused her own trauma by watching, something that's a big no-no ESPECIALLY when she more than likely saw the fucking dick.
For a moment there i thought you were serious.
Would you do it while your sweet 80 year old retired neighbour was gonna bring you some cookies?
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Does this count as police brutality seeing as he was beating his dick?
Since eveyone's making the expected jokes, might as well post the relevant video too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi35nd-Yars
Oh god this is my route to work, I'll never feel comfortable on those seats again
Not to get weird, or anything, but is there like... a video we can see?
diogenes? is that you?
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