• Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey sent beard shavings to Azealia Banks so she could make a
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https://www.nme.com/news/music/twitter-ceo-jack-dorsey-sent-beard-shavings-to-azealia-banks-so-she-could-make-an-amulet-to-protect-him-from-isis-2422543
I want to get off Mr. Silicon Valley's Wild Ride.
With headlines like these no wonder why some people think we live in a simulation and that we are glitching the fuck out of whatever machine we are stored in.
That's what Jack looks like? I always imagined an attractive dude like the Myspace guy not a hobo with a scary face.
Idiots like this have existed since we could make fire, it's just they have a platform to spout it and various money hungry websites willing to promote it across the planet now.
Poor guy still hasn't gotten his amulet yet it sounds like. Dude's completely undefended against ISIS. Raises a few questions. Does Azealia Banks make them often?
Well ISIS hasn't got him yet so I guess it's working.
Azealia Bank's hobby is starting shit with other people to get into the news. Usually it's about other musicians. This list seems incomplete since it doesn't include her fueds with Grimes and Dorsey. https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/hip-hop/8455742/azealia-banks-vs-the-world-comprehensive-social-media-feud-history
Real life volcano insurance
The list is also missing Sia, Russell Crowe, RZA, Nick Cannon, Lupe Fiasco, and Disclosure.
Jack Dorsey is like a GTA parody in real life
Bruh all he had to do is make a thread on /pol/ where he'll present himself as some political insider in danger and like 100 people will summon God knows what to protect his ass, unironically would be more effective
This explains so much about Jack, holy fuck.
well, he didnt get killed by isis yet must be working
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