New Yorker grabbed samurai sword to defend against ‘alien invasion’
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The electrical explosion that sent a blue flash streaking across the nighttime sky left one Queens resident so terrified, he grabbed a samurai sword, thiking “hostile” aliens were about to invade.
“I ran into my parents’ room and shouted, ‘Get up, it’s happening!’” said Spencer Pesce, who lives close to Con Edison’s Astoria substation at 20th Avene and 32nd Street. “I swear to God, I thought it was aliens. It also looked like a nuke attack.”
Pesce was on the couch catching up on Netflix around 9 p.m. Thursday when a piece of equipment 20 feet in the air malfunctioned, sending 138,000 vots of electricity coursing to the ground and creating a reaction known as an electrical arc flash.
“I looked outside and it was as bright as day. It was flashing blue,” Pesce said. “And there was like a humming, like a giant machine starting up, you knw, like a giant alien spaceship starting up like what you see in the movies.”
"So I'm going to take out my super close range metallic weapon against a robot."
“I ran into my parents’ room and shouted, ‘Get up, it’s happening!’” said Spencer Pesce
lmao
Hey, that's poor-grade Chinese steel to you!
Who would win?
Highly advanced alien civilization vs. folded 1000 times boi
He didn't even get a proper sword, he got a decorative Chinesium katana. That would probably bend on the first whack.
Oh well then we're fucking saved, I thought it might have been high quality, they've anticipated high quality steel, but low quality, uh oh, that shit's their fucking Kryptonite.
The hero we deserve
A true Imperial Guardsmen, sadly born 38,000 years too early.
Oh damn, I remember having that exact same Katana as a kid. That thing fell apart really quick.
Wouldn't that make him more of a Commissar?
And in the completely incorrect timeline. :/
If it's from China it might poison them, who knows.
maybe it's like, a demolition man type deal. the aliens are so used to long-range combat that they completely forgot what happens when you hit things. their armor is made of paper and sugar
..............I want to point out how stupid it is that, above and beyond immediately assuming it to be an alien invasion, he didn't take into consideration that they could have armor, ranged weapons, non corporeal forms, etc.
That is why nobody will remember your name.
he polished it to a mirror finish so he can reflect lasers back at the aliens, duh. You might think you're safer with your m-16, but when the aliens come to vaporize your eyeballs only this guy will be prepared.
Drive me close I want to hit them with my sword.
he has the power of god and anime on his side
he is unstopabble
https://puu.sh/CoTN2/c89e763b19.png
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOTHIN' PERSONAL KID.
also holy fuck, he's one of those weird creatures that buy Supreme's shit. That's probably a 400 dollar hoodie. That sword is pretty swell looking though, even if sheerly decorative.
I believe in him
sounds like you studied the blade but ok
THERE CAN BE ONLY OOOOOOOOOONE!
Buys 400 dollar hoodie, but can only afford to buy 30 dollar sword
https://www.amazon.com/BladesUSA-Js-603-Katana-41-Inch-Overall/dp/B0060E72OW
Of course it will. Why do you think they fold it 2000 times?
Gosh.
Wait hold on, that hoodie is 400 dollars? What's so special about it? It looks like one of those regular cheap sweatshirts you find in department stores for a fraction of that price
It's brand recognition, honestly it's a pretty dope hoodie I'd wear it
It's Supreme, a brand that makes deliberately low counts of whatever they're selling and charges way too much for it. They basically ran with 'artificial scarcity" as their sole principal in their business model
https://youtu.be/bSo5aiPi_FM
And they put their shitty stolen logo on everything, like bolt cutters, bricks, crowbars etc. And people buy it because god is dead.
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