Upcoming Facepunch Pub "The Odin's Tavern" coming soon - Request Features here.

[JamesMcKigney]

Greetings. My brain have been racking about having a tavern dedicated to Facepunch Users. It all started with a comment about buying a seperate building quite away from home. Then it snowballed from there.

-Features so far-
All Games will be set to Free Play. (There will be trickery for games that don't have Free Play features)
Drinks will be what you buy.
Food is a possibility.
Request what you wish to stream on the monitor
Come for the socialization, stay for the shenanigans
Fursuiters welcome
Cosplayers welcome
Must be 21 or older to drink (It's the law.)
Get an Uber/Taxi on Speed Dial
I will be working two jobs. This will be one of them.

Coming around 203X

[I_v]

you lost me

[JamesMcKigney]

Updated

[_RIley]

how many hookers will there be

[Ryuji]

1/3rd.

[JamesMcKigney]

We can stream Soft Core stuff if you wish _Rlley just keep it in your pants.

[Laffle]

Gas masks are optional, but recommended as the air inside contains a deadly neurotoxin

[JamesMcKigney]

Deadly neurotoxins like Methane? B.O.? What?

[_RIley]

jokes on you i wont even be wearing pants

[JamesMcKigney]

Well don't touch yourself man, lest you want to put the entire forums on the sex offenders list.

[DireWolf]

You're gonna need one hell of a hat rack for all of our gas masks.

[The Adjudicator]

I demand weekly user sacrifices if I join

[jimbobjoe1234]

Smash players.

[Meeseeks]

Anyone who shows up with that cat will be immediately terminated

Also when the boys are back in town they will be welcomed as VIPs

[Taliyah]

Can I get drunk here
And have an infinite tab

[JamesMcKigney]

You can get dunk, just don't blame us if you get laughed at doing stupid things.

Oh, 500 Dollars Tab is the maximum I'll allow. After that, You'll have to pay off the tab. You can pay it off a little at a time but the drinks might cost 50 cents to a dollar so...

[L'Citizen]

Banjo Hour, every hour

[JamesMcKigney]

Every hour will be Banjo Hour on the Tuesday Bi-weekly.

[_maverick_]

Blue members have to sit on the floor.

[Patrick]

Blue members have to use a separate drinking fountain

[megafat]

All FP Mods must have 2 drink minimum.

[DrVincentWolf]

Will B.O.B perform a striptease during happy hour?

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/239377/db1eea52-dec5-4a9f-a6d8-065146f7cbc1/tumblr_phl0fwPDmJ1ug2uiho3_500.gif

[ignhelper]

Will we be allowed to use our FP coins as currencies

[Loli Lover]

A job in it and above good pay for getting people intoxicated