• British Lord suggests recolonizing Zimbabwe to end crisis
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This reminds me of my hardcore Brexiteer godfather who said that we can fix the backstop issue by retaking Ireland.
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/515/92a9fa68-3b07-48f7-b7d9-9dc92d6277ad/g4L2AGN.png Trust a British Lord, living in their own exclusive world, possibly thinking saying this would be completely acceptable.
it's a fucking joke, how is this newsworthy
A HUNDRED MORE YEARS! THE SUN WILL NEVER SET! RULE BRITANNIA! :V
~Rule Britannia intensifies~ Damn shame boilrig isn’t around to see this, I’d actually like to see his reaction. Could do without the pages and pages of semantics but I’d love to see the reaction. Also, the fuck was this Lord thinking? Oh I’ll just casually call for recolonization. There’s absolutely no way that will blow up in my face. I mean said in jest or not, he had to consider people wouldn’t take kindly to it.
Your colonialism is what fucking caused this in the first place.
I think I'll start blaming Russia for all my country ills. Will be comfortable knowing we're not guilty of any missteps decades after independence.
I mean, he's not wrong. Don't need a backstop deal if you retake Ireland and erase the border. That it would also mean civil war is a trivial detail to him, I assume?
Pfft, seeing how Britain is doing, it would hardly be an improvement
I misread the title as 'recolouring' and was really confused for a moment.
i mean they would be recolouring the map if they did that so you're not that far off base
Very true.
Picking up where they left off on Rhodesian history, the country itself would also undergo some serious colour-related changes.
Don't get me wrong, Rhodesia was an apartheid state just like South Africa and the accompanied evils came with it but Zimbabwe's situation is purely due to their in-fighting, dictatorship and support for the removal of white farmers. Its their fault.
He is so old-fashioned that he seems to know less RE potato famine than me.
Yes. This is the only sensible route. You know what, let's take India back as well. Then Canada and Australia. Then cast our eyes upon the US. New year, old Britain! /s
na zimbabwe was doing pretty good until a few decades ago
Typical hereditary peer masturbating furiously over a long-dead empire that oppressed the fuck out of natives the world over, as though Britain still has one iota of that long lost "glory" or relative military strength
Do they take foreign volunteers, and what's a good place to buy ridiculously short pants? Asking for a friend
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