Police ask criminals not to commit crimes because it's too cold

[ignhelper]

http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/national/police-ask-criminals-not-to-commit-crimes-because-its-too-cold

Crime goes to zero!

[PsychoFox67]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/113321/a7ee4744-94e3-4fbc-b228-6d52fcea5de6/image.png

[Da Space Core]

Police: don't rush guys!
(TEAM) Police: rush

[Reagy]

I see that 100 speech is working out there.

[Venomousbeetle]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/134149/fbaf275d-08e6-4aa1-a973-33349c9be09e/image.png

My home town's PD was funnier

[comet1337]

makes it sound like they put The Purge on hold

[Shirt.]

This is already the case. Crime in general takes a massive dive when it gets below 30f.

[Natrox]

Solution to crime: endless winter.

[Drury]

Works out flawlessly in Russia.

[Natrox]

Well, they fight the cold with the power of vodka and Adidas!