https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-46975810
What the fuck are you gonna do, bite and chew ice cream like a savage?
Okay, so is it bad form to just deep throat your cone while making eye contact with the nearest person instead?
Just eat it whole in one bite
So this is one of those 'muslim men piss their pants at the sight of vaguely erotic things'- kinda things?
you're obviously supposed to funnel it into your asshole you fucking savages
The thought of biting directly into ice cream with my front teeth gives me the BIG goosebumps.
Eeeeuuuuuhh.
... I actually just bite and chew ice cream like any other food. Am I a savage?
Unfortunately yes. Please turn yourself in to the Ice Cream Authorities for re education
They are right.
We should suck it. Deep throat it.
I think the optimal way to eat ice cream is to open your mouth as wide as possible and try to chew it on the side of your mouth.
Possibly, but it may work as a great intimidation tactic as the unsuspecting are subjected to the sight of your unfeeling, invincible maw chewing into a frosty hell like it's nothing,
People hate you because they fear you
Bite the bottom and drink the icecream.
Or get a sundae. Problem solved.
What about eating it upside down by biting off the tip of the cone and sucking it from the cone like a straw... Or would that be even more frowned upon? :V
But licking ice cream is my favorite thing, right behind recognizing the Armenian genocide.
Just a wasted opportunity to make an I.C.E. joke
you see that delectable cone, your senses tell you it is delicious. You can feel the cold radiating off its surface, smell the fragrance as it dribbles down onto your hand. You reach for a spoon only to realize...
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there is no spoon.
And then your cone slops onto your trousers because you're an idiot who can't lick.
Turkish ice cream is so thick you actually need to bite it to eat it. I've only had dondurma once but it was really good
That ice-cream in OP looks fricking disgusting.
No, you're one of the few supermen alive, you will be granted a title and 1 million slaves
Use a spoon you fucks
I just bite with my lips.
Who the fuck eats a ice cream cone with a spoon?
I eat Ice Creams.
I will actually take a big JUICY FAT COLD BITE OUT OF IT WITHOUT FEAR.
and have sudden brainfreeze
Just ram it in there.
What could go wrong.
Is this you?
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/227852/ad3f9e36-1975-4610-b2b0-035f14a3b2a9/Jaws_-_Profile_(2).jpg
lick this [grabs groin]
turkish ice cream? sure since they're different than regular ice cream
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/239354/7016535a-0242-4e4c-9985-a9613741886b/image.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLP9mbCuhJc
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