Not the first, won't be the last either. People tend to forget pigs are omnivores in the most literal sense of the word: They'll eat absolutely everything.
Pigs are weird creatures
When I was young and I grew up with my grandmother in Romania, they always warned me from getting too close to pigs and told me that they will bite my fingers or bite me in the dick. (Yes, she did said that)
My dad once told me a story of an elderly farmer who had a pen full of pigs. He was going to feed them when he ended up falling over the fence of the pig pen and immediately the pigs started to devour him. When authorities came by, they didn't any of his remains, except for the dentures he had worn.
Also remember that these pigs can grow up to be huge.
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/143764/2a1e916c-368e-4d0f-a93b-e995edaffdbd/image.png
I cannot even come close to imagining the kind of agony that would be. Pigs don't exactly have sharp teeth...
Suddenly I don’t feel too bad about eating bacon.
Yeah, they can be fucking mean too. They can revert into being a feral animal after a couple of weeks being out on their own.
Are you sure she meant bite literally though? I mean, pigs get lonely too.
A woman is dead, Dan.
"Woman 'completely eaten' alive by pigs in Russia"
I don't know, what do you think???????
Pigs are super intelligent animals and this kind of behaviour will never cease to suprise me. My neighbour had 2 pigs and 20 chickens in the backyard. Pigs were always digging holes, searching for stuff to eat and the chickens would follow them and eat all the worms and other insects that would get uncovered by the pigs. And if any of them came to close to pigs mouth, they just fucking ate them alive. In the end there were no chickens left. Christ
Thamks. I had no idea that when making a silly response to a tangential hypothesis that I was endorsing the deaths of innocents.
In some weird sense i guess this is fair.
Welp, the year of the pig sure has started.
Well at least if you are a guy wording it like that will make you listen.
Where is the rating for High Octance Nightmare Fuel?
Gotta eat it before it eats you!
My uncle Norris was a vietnam veteran and would tell me war stories all the time, but he often said the most afraid he had ever been was when he was 14/15 working on a pig farm and twisting his ankle in a hole and being set upon immediately by pigs that nearly ate him.
You motherfucker I sat there for about 10 minutes when this was posted desperately trying not to post "Did she know what nemesis means?" thinking i'd get banned for being insensitive
Snatch prevails over all empathy, a simple truth of life
i fookin hate pikeys
They say that pigs digest absolutely everything except for teeth, apparently.
I'm pretty sure I remember that exact story being posted on Facepunch around 2012?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7l_Onul5NE8
I have a mod for Payday 2 which replaces Bain’s briefing dialogue of slaughterhouse with the first 27 seconds of this interview.
>Her husband only found her body the next day, as he had gone to bed early because he was not feeling well.
fuck thats depressing
Their teeth might not be pointy but their front teeth are razor sharp, I’ve been bitten by a pig, they cut through you like butter.
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