Mountain Lions are no joke. I was hiking in the Rockies about 10 years ago and the only reason I knew our group was being stalked was because we were finding fresh skat around our camp sights. For the most part you can't see them, but they can see you.
This reminds me of this one time, me and my buddy Lou Jenkins were shooting his backyard when he said "watchin dem pricklies dere" so naturally I looked to the bushes and he fired a shot and THREE mother fucking mountain lions like a fuckin clown car jumped out and went sprinting in different directions.
I told him about my run in with 1 Eyed Jerry and he laughed and said 1 Eyed is a bitch compared to Three Eyed Tom and explained that the fucker had been shot in between the eyes but the angle of the bullet made it an unclean hit and it seemed to have gone cartwheeling through the air rather than stick but left this gnarly ass mark which from far away looks like a third eye.
Like they're becoming a real pest, my other friend Bo Henry was working at our local farmers market when he went to get the broom from the gun closet and FUCKING MOUNTAIN LION I SHIT YOU NOT HAD GOTTEN IN THERE AND WAS FUCKING DEAD.
Henry tried to take credit for the kill but we knew basic mountain lion behavior, when dying in a fight they have all fours up in the air but this one was laying on its belly. Were thinking it was attracted to the chicken noises in the coop next to the gun closet and managed to burrow its way in but got trapped and since our gun closet is mostly air tight due to people breaking in and stealing our brooms we supposed it ran out of air.
The moral of the story is to always check your corners, you never know when a fucking mountain lion will be sitting there doing things just like in that laundry room with the folks above motherfucking mountain lions.
Is this a copypasta
Nawh, shucks, just a day in the life of a man.
might be the most yee-haw yee yee thing i've read my entire life
He doesn't look like he's doing so well in the video cats usually go find a quiet hidden away place to die in when they're doing badly
California Fish & Wildlife officials took the mountain lion away. They said the female big cat was in poor health and the decision was made to have her euthanized.
broke my heart
Everything I've learned about the internet tells me not to believe you but every fiber of my being wants to.
I've read that mountain lions are one of the few predators out in the world that will actively hunt humans for food (as oppose to attack perceiving humans as a threat).
Didn't your government confirm that there's some species of big cat living in the bush around Sydney?
most of the habitats in australia would make it perfect for any big cat to live in, we got savanna, dense bush land and dense rainforest so it wouldn't actually surprise me if theres a population of jaguars or panthers living in parts of australia however there is little reason for them to attack humans unless they were being threatened, its more likely for them to just stay out of sight.
Wasn't this an Oblivion quest
Predators avoid humans, because no meal is worth losing an eye for. Way back in time predators evolved to study human's weapons and started to figure that they would get stabbed in the eye if they tried to hunt them. They would fight back though, but they would rather hunter herbivores than attempt to hunt humans.
Ellis, sweetie, can this wait?
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