• Florida Man Arrested For Having Sex With Dog, Posting Video Online
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https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/02/12/florida-man-arrested-sex-with-dog/
What the fuck is up with that facial hair?
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Looks like a majestic pube-neckbeard in its natural habitat.
I mean, you always make a mental picture of who might be doing such a heinous thing while reading the headline and somehow they always manage to look worse.
Some people have shitty beard growth, if I let my beard grow out it looks like I have face pubes like that.
Looks like he smeared glue around the side of his head then rolled it around in a dog's basket.
Virginia: I stripped myself naked, bit my dog and an FBI Agent. Florida: Hold my beer...
Uhh, yall motherfuckers are busy talking surface level about his gross facial hair but I'm here reading this article and it gets worse. The video shows images of a man dressed in a black and white Husky dog costume. The costumed man is seen in the video having inappropriate sexual contact with a Siberian husky dog. Detectives say the dog in the video was clearly in distress. At one point during the video, the dog tries to run away and the man responds by striking the dog with a sex toy. Jesus fucking christ.
Life is the only acceptable outcome.
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/237427/e8f7049f-4336-43e9-a213-7d71fc1186a3/image.png
Thats a mental image I will never be rid of. That poor animal.
Florida man strikes again
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VrHCyY2E3eQ/TM5_Hbx5QNI/AAAAAAAAA3M/vwCyuCPAXh8/s1600/man-fucks-dog.jpg Nothing more to be said.
Its the beard of someone who never realized that you need to shave to get a decent beard.
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