Why don't people use Heavy armor during raid defense? There undderated fakin op.
People usually prefer to just call the police
Last time some guy broke into my house, he wasn't expecting me to be in full plate with a steel mace. I wasn't expecting him either, honestly, its just my fetish to wear plate armor and wave around a heavy object. I guess the subtle tones of eroticism amidst my flurry of blows threw him off guard enough in our skirmish that I managed to open a can of whoop-ass on him and I emerged victorious. I still disagree with op though, cause if the robber has a gun you're gonna fucking die probably. At least that's been my experience with most armed robbers, I usually end up dead. I'm grateful that I have no soul and am therefore rejected by the gods and always turn up back here on Earth, though.
What the fuck?
In response to OP, would you casually wear an armor vest around your house?
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