Democrats want to take your hamburgers and pickup trucks, ex-Trump official says
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/03/01/latest-right-wing-attack-democrats-they-want-take-away-your-hamburgers/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.e7be5b5b18da
According to the latest attack line launched by some conservatives, supporters of the Green New Deal are waging war against one of our noblest and most treasured national
institutions: the hamburger.
“They want to take your pickup truck. They want to rebuild your home. They want to take away your hamburgers,” former White House aide Sebastian Gorka declared at the
Conservative Political Action Conference on Thursday. “This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved.”
In fact, Joseph Stalin was unambiguously pro-hamburger: In the 1930s, he sent his food supply commissar on a research mission to the United States, which resulted in kotleti, a
Soviet rip-off of the classic ground-beef burger, being popularized throughout Russia.
By Wednesday, the idea that Democrats were planning to crack down on an all-American tradition had gone from being an Internet meme to an actual talking point for members of
Congress. Republican members of the House Natural Resources Committee chomped on burgers at a news conference criticizing the Green New Deal, while on Twitter Sen. Tom
Cotton (R-Ark.) claimed that the resolution would “ban hamburgers,” end air travel and outlaw cars.
we will fight the democrats.... this is why the second aburgerment was created....
Why do we allow this bullshit? Why doesn’t someone call him out?
former White House aide Sebastian Gorka declared at the Conservative Political Action Conference on Thursday
Gorka’s hyperbole — which was met with chants of “U-S-A! U-S-A!” — demonstrated how Republicans have turned environmentalists’ recommendations to eat less meat into an all-out culture war
Meanwhile republicans want to take away the very environment that you live in and give it to corporations
“This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved.”
Stalin committed mass genocide on his own people after he suffered many sleepless nights being chased by a satanic hamburger
They want to rebuild your home.
Wait but isn't this a good thing?
They do, but the dems are all corporate shills for Big Burger so their words mean nothing
I don't like it at all, but we all [b]will[/b] have to give up hamburgers, trucks and other stuff. Not by anyones political decision, just because the future holds a totally different lifestyle and civilization for us at this point...
perfect tank grown hamburgers and emissions free electric pickup trucks that drive themselves.
checkmate republican life brands
Because they aren't trying to gain an audience. They are trying to harden the base they have. Calling them out doesn't pull the wool off anyone's eyes because they are already too far gone.
Weren't Republicans the ones who are anti-french fry? That doesn't seem very American!
Isnt gorka the guy who got shitfaced and went on CNN to do an interview after he got fired from the white house?
"Where were you when the Demonrats threatened to violate our sacred Second Condiment?!"
He forgot to mention your cold beer and overalls.
You know how in foreign media the American stereotype is that were ignorant, loudmouthed, burger munching cowboys?
Yea that's supposed to be a joke not an ideal.
“Shit, those libs are close to nailing President God King Donny T. Time to weaponize the rednecks!”
That's "Freedom Fries" to you, commie!
Warms up the jukebox and stuffs some Ink Spots in...
This headline merits pulling out an old classic.
Cruz is right, you know. If the LIBS take over Texas, they'll send out their squads of ~fab-u-lous~ Thong Troopers to every house and suck all the testosterone out of your body with uncomfortably, emasculatingly suggestive needles, strip you down and smear patchouli oil all over your vulnerable, now muscle-less body, and then abscond with all your steaks and cheeseburgers and beer, leaving behind only buckets of soybeans and margarita mix in your cupboards.
And then all your man friends will come over and laugh at you for no longer being one of them and tell you you're not invited to football anymore, and you can't even fight back anymore because THEY ALSO TOOK YOUR GUNS.
And then Billy will push you into the dirt and none of the other kids will talk to you for the rest of recess, you loser!
"Oh no, not our stereotypes! Those darn commies!"
I fucking hate these dumb culture wars.
The line between politics and televangelism continues to blur.
there is a spurdo for everything
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/225353/a93ff604-7297-451d-9610-fbc04a7aca74/not the burgers.PNG
This is the most American headline I've seen in some time
Best part of the article was proving that Stalin was pro-hamburger
How else am I allowed to make cold one jokes whenever I do crack open a cold one...
From the picture, it looks like HE wants to take the burgers
The guy in the picture looks exactly the way I pictured someone who would say that seriously. He looks like he's about to burst into tears because of the zealous belief that democrats are satan incarnate.
Thread reminded me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxomblR4c0g
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