• Diamond trader dies due to complications from penis enlargement surgery
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Ehud Laniado, Farewell to a Visionary Businessman His blog/website confirming his death Les rêves d’agrandissement d’un diamantaire anversois terminent .. Belgian newspaper that originally covered the story Unfortunately getting English articles is a struggle, I have either the Daily Mail or the Mirror, but I imagine they are much like me who is looking to grab people's attention with a title.
Having the cause of death be spread around after you pass in this case is just like salt in the wound... I'm assuming that he was afraid of ridicule and feeling inadequate, and now the whole world is aware of his situation. That sucks.
Well, it's not like he can get embarrassed anymore. His family can, though, so that's a pretty messed up thing to spread around.
Eh the diamond industry is full of fucking scumbags and is literally built on abusing impoverished Africans so I honestly don't care that everyone has a chuckle at this dead man's tiny penis.
Its weird to me how people can survive having their legs blown off by shrapnel-spraying bombs, but you can still croak under completely controlled circumstances, after having some surgeons inject you in the todger. Guess' he was somewhat old though.
People die from every day surgery all the time unfortunately. Can't prevent infection 100%.
ol' "short dick" laniado
From what i can gather it was a heart-attack after they injected him in the dick with something. Still though, being surrounded by doctors- that's probably like missing a 95% shot in xcom -type odds.
I, too, wish to be memorialized via Demotivational Poster https://www.ehudlaniado.com/home/images/Ehud-Arye-Laniado-1953-2019.jpg
Any time you go for surgery the doctors WILL say "There's always a risk with a general aesthetic" because there is always that chance something might go wrong, it's a miniscule chance but it's always there.
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