All gamemode functions being called immediately on launch?

[TheMrFailz]

So I started writing a gamemode this morning and I'm having a really a really bizarre issue. Basically when I launch the gamemode it immediately attempts to run every single function in the gamemode all at once despite as far as I can tell nothing calling any of them except some concommand.Adds.

Side note: I disabled all addons and this is still occuring.

cl_init:
include( "shared.lua" )
(Yeah It's just one line for now)

uploading to pastebin because the forums can't figure out how to keep this nicely formatted:
shared.lua for gm
init.lua for gm

I don't know if those functions should be local or not as i'm not the greatest with scope and whatnot.

[Rubat]

concommand.Add("enableschoolfreeze", enableschoolfreeze())

This is the problem. You are not giving a function reference to concommand.Add, you actually just call the function. Adding () to the end of a function calls it. (duh)

[TheMrFailz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FscIgtDJFXg

Never before has a single sentence made me feel more braindead.