• Man who poisoned colleagues' sandwiches jailed for life
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https://news.sky.com/story/man-who-poisoned-colleagues-sandwiches-jailed-for-life-11658431?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter
They ate his ham and cheese sandwiches he had in the office kitchen, and were justly punished.
Judge Georg Zimmermann Laying low in Germany under an assumed name after the Trayvon Martin thing, I see.
"One less letter here, one extra letter there... They'll never know it, I don't even need to speak german!"
Dude should have just left out toothpaste sandwiches like any normal decent person
I think leaving someone in a coma with perma brain damage is worse than just homicide. the other two are attempts at the same at the very least. but he did want to see them all die eventually. Way worse than straight up executing 3 people with a gun.
Wow dude. In previous threads on facepunch I've explained that putting, say, laxatives in your food knowing a coworker would eat it is technically poisoning. I had to show them that it was effectively poisoning for them to agree it was wrong. Yet here you are, dropping "it's okay to poison people if they eat your $2 sandwich"
Is it poisoning is I put the laxatives in for my own consumption?
Just use something disgusting but harmless instead.
Hottest hot-sauce one can find. If someone tries to blame you or something, just say you wanted to try your food extra spicy. Their fault for eating it.
That is also poisoning because high concentrations of capsaicin can cause anaphylaxis, especially in people with pre-existing allergies.
Read the article, man. He put poison in their sandwiches.
Not that I support doing that but to be fair you have to be a complete fucking moron to steal someone else's food when you have food allergies.
You'd be surprised the amount of people with lethal allergies to common-as-shit products who do that, and the amount of people still who do that and don't carry an epinephrine injector.
Speaking German is all about projecting confidence and speaking in a loud, staccato stylethat should be as disconcerting as possible.
Lmao if people steal (that what is is) my stuff, I'll be sure to execute appropriate revenge on them. Attempting to poison people with chemicals more dangerous than agents used in WWII is a bit overkill though. A simple instant-vomit reaction will suffice to keep them away from my food.
Why are so many people suddenly talking about other people eating your sandwiches. That's not what happened here, he specifically poisoned their sandwiches. This wasn't some attempted revenge prank, he was literally just poisoning his co-workers food.
This is stupid. Nobody was stealing anyone's food. Dude literally had a poison lab and created biological weapons to use against multiple coworkers with very little evidence for any sort of justification beyond being a literal sociopath. He put poison in their food, not in his own, and I have no idea where you're pulling this "revenge" thing from. He poisoned three (or more) coworkers, what beed could this guy possibly have that justifies any sort of retribution, much less to this extent? Hell, even if there were some petty reasons for doing like not being on good terms, any sort of poisoning, even jokingly with laxatives, is beyond overkill. To do that and have it result in brain damage however, is straight up psychopathy and this person is one of the worst kinds of people. Watching people suffer for what was likely no reason, or a trivial reason, in an extremely premeditated fashion. Justifying any of it is deranged or I'll informed.
Are you aware that intentionally poisoning people, even for a "simple instant-vomit reaction" is a horrible crime that can kill people?
Yeah and poisoning people is poisoning (that what is is), a much more serious crime than stealing the shitty sandwich you made (it probably wasn't even very good).
galaxy brain: poison your colleagues and go to jail to own the libs make a point
I think you're all a bit overreacting on what emetics can do. Me pulling a prank on thiefs is nothing serious. On topic of me going off topic: I was reacting to a reaction that was off topic. How far off topic can we go? Look at the posts in order. I think my post fits this thread just fine, or you want me to go up and make a whole thread about it (garry???)?
The law doesn't give a shit that you don't understand the consequences or gravity of your actions.
Lmao enforcement
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