NASA issues space herpes warning as virus reactivates in astronauts

[ignhelper]

https://news.sky.com/story/nasa-issues-space-herpes-warning-as-virus-reactivates-in-astronauts-11669335

Fuck Matt Damon gonna have space herpes for the next movie

[Clovis]

NOW IT MAKES SENSE!

https://the-martian.fandom.com/wiki/Hermes_Spacecraft

The person who named the spacecraft from The Martian was just suffering from a hangover when they wrote the name down but it is in fact the next stage in evolution for the virus, becoming a massive, STD-ridden interplanetary vehicle.

[ColonelAutumn]

Isn't that how the aliens were defeated in Independence Day?

[Spectre1406]

oh god ET 2 is becoming real

[Karmah]

ESTD